Paid Members Carbomb Posted May 6, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted May 6, 2016 We've all seen and heard some brilliant insults in wrestling over the years, especially from the likes of Bobby Heenan, Jerry Lawler, Kurt Angle, Jim Cornette and so on. Â Here are some off the top of my head I loved: Â (Lawler on Santino) "He's the reason God gave us a middle finger." Â (Lawler on Kozlov) "If he wants a friend he's gonna have to buy a dog." Â (Bobby Heenan on Virgil coming out 22nd at the Rumblus) "That's 21 other guys' bags he's had time to go through." Â (Roddy Piper on seeing Mr. T's director's chair with his name on it) "I'm guessing that's so you don't get lost." Â (Kurt Angle on being in Montreal) "There's nothing great about a city full of Canadians who wish they were French." Â (The Undertaker owning the crowd) "Say 'What' if you like sleeping with your sister." Â (Santino ruminating on which celebrity friend Stone Cold is going to bring with him) "Maybe it's-a Tom Hanks with the AIDS." Â Post yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieg1980 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Bobby Heenan on Koko B Ware dancing out in the 1993 Royal Rumble. Â "Did somebody call a cab?" Â "A friend in need is a pest." Â Roddy Piper at the Battle Royal at the Royal Albert Hall calling Ric Flair a "Feather wearing fucking freak" by mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Statto Posted May 6, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted May 6, 2016 Heenan at WM17: Â "By the time The [iron] Sheik gets to the ring, it'll be Wrestlemania 38!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil is brill Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 This thread could be filled with Heenan quotes alone. One of his lesser ones always gets a chuckle out of me. Not sure if it's Wrestlemania 8 or SummerSlam 1992 but when Tatanka does his war dance, Heenan quips "Is he dancing or is there a tack in his shoe?" Not quite a massive zinger, but he has some of the best one liners out there. Â Â Heenan at WM17: Â "By the time The [iron] Sheik gets to the ring, it'll be Wrestlemania 38!" Â Â I really hope that at Wrestlemania 38, provided he's still with us, they do a call-back to this. Just have him wander out during the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal. Â Another great one from The Brain on Hogans music. Â "This is my 2nd favourite song!" Â "I'm almost afraid to ask... what's your favourite?" Â "All the rest are tied." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieg1980 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Have you ever said hello to Tatanka? Â Yes. Â Did you do it properly? Â What do you mean? Â Did you say "Heyhowareyou, heyhowareyou?" Â Will you stop?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted May 6, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted May 6, 2016 From my review of Bret/Shawn at WM12: Â Another great Lawler line follows as he asks if Michaels gave lothario one of his five Slammys the previous night. When McMahon confirms it, he says "That'll be in a pawn shop in Tijuana tomorrow". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambulance Chaser Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Simple for me, one of the greatest moments in Wrestling, Bobby Heenan just pissing himself at Hacksaw Duggan........  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afNOqwJrT8s  Also, any time Bobby would say "You know, Hogan's a coward" and the ensuing reaction from Gorilla.  He's the greatest ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 There's a great one on a Superstars or Challenge show from 1988 when Rick Rude is doing his pose at the start of a jobber match which goes something like this: Â Jesse Ventura: Can you hear all those screams out there Gorilla? The ladies love him! Gorilla Monsoon: How do you know that's the ladies cheering Jess? It could be men. Jesse Ventura: Nah - Patterson's not in tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted May 6, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted May 6, 2016 Jerry Lawler: Earl Hebners such a bad father he let's his 12 year old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids. Â One I often use- Â JR: Paul Bearers lost alot of weight, King. Lawler: Yeah but if he turns around he'll find it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grecian Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 CM Punk to Rock - 'Your arms are just too short to box with God' Â Kurt Angle to Undertaker: 'I'll show you are exactly what you say you are - both bad and an ass!' Â Kurt Angle to Undertaker: 'Undertaker... if that is your real name...' Â Kurt Angle to John Cena: Wow John, I didn't think it was possible but I think I finally found someone in the company who's whiter than I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hitman Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 "I got beat by a freaking 12 year old!"- Kurt Angle about Rey Mysterio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Lawler had a great one about Kevin Owens' tattoo. Something about him having a couple of points and a whole lotta bull in between. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordyM Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Hernandez vs Magnus. The crowd are chanting "USA! USA! USA!" Â Don West on commentary: "Who are they chanting 'USA!' at? The mexican or the brit?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrasslin Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 CM PUNK to Big Show: Â "You're not funny and nobody likes you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamaras-Tash Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Jerry Lawler was amazing during his feud with Bret when he would rip into Stu & Helen Hart, I'm on my phone atm so finding it difficult to post Youtube clips or quotes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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