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John Cena Has Died HYPOTHETICALLY


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Key hypothetical question is why has he died? Is it a scandal. Has he killed his wife and then himself? Was he killed by the Canadian mafia over a tobacco smuggling ring? Did he have an enlarged heart from years of steroid abuse?

 

I'm not sure WWE shrugs of another one of those.

Taken out as part of a Daniel Bryan breakdown and spree over Thanksgiving weekend

Oh shit. That's on them given Bryan's rattled brain. Especially when they air it all on Total Divas.

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Cena dies? Call Papa Shango.

 

Totally. Have big Charles warn us, Maester style, that "the process will leave him..... changed" and later in the show we unveil undead Cena. Played by Darren Young.

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