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The man in pink and black thought about going to the south group but stayed in the north group. The man who ran the north group was happy but then ran out of money and decided he couldn't pay the man in pink and black and told him to leave.

 

The problem was that the man in pink and black still had the gold. The man who ran the north group said he should lose the gold to the heart-break kid at the show you pay to watch on tv, but the show was in a city in the country where the man in pink and black lived, and he and the heart-break kid did not like each other. The man in pink and black said he would lose the gold to someone else in his country, or would lose the gold to the heart-break kid in a different country.

 

The man who ran the north group decided nobody should win the fight and then the next month they would have a fight with four men and the heart-break kid would win the gold there. However the heart-break kid had a friend with a big nose who told him he should not lose because the man in pink and black was going to the south group, so the heart-break kid refused.

 

The man who ran the north group decided to play a joke and they pretended the man in pink and black had given up because a move hurt. Then the man who ran the north group said the main in pink and black had done the bad thing to the man in pink and black.

 

Later the man who ran the north group said he had to do it because the man in pink and black was going to take the gold to the south group and not lose it, but that was a lie. The heart-break kid said he did not know about the joke but that was also a lie. Later they all became friends and the man who ran the north group and the man in pink and black had a fight but it was very bad though the brother of the man in pink and black showed off which was funny.

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the man with little hair put his big thing in the hole of his friends wife. he did not know his friend put it on a thing to watch. the man went to the house of law and he got lots of money, as well as putting his big thing in the hole of his friends wife.

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Ahh, this could be brilliant.

 

The man with special powers didn't like the big man who had long hair but cut it a bit shorter. He made black stuff run down the big man's face from his new shorter hair. The man also used his powers to make the big man's stomach hurt. Around this time, he ran down to the ring during a fight between other big men. Nobody really knew why he did this and some people believe he had no business being there at all.

 

That's bizarre, the one I tried (and failed at) was Warrior vs Shango too. Clearly iconic!

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A man who travels across the world told us about meeting a strange man in a country far away. He told us this man would come to fight people who were not his friends. The strange man then jumped out of the water and ran away.

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The rich old white man who owned the fighting play time show had enough of his kids and wanted to bring a bad sea word to kill it all. He used an old man, a middle sized man and a tall man, they were all in black and white. The tall man hurt his long leg, the middle sized man had too much of a bad drink and the old man went from black and white to red and yellow because he liked a rock. The people turned off their televisions forever.

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A man who put together pretend fights went on the world wide computer group and told people about it. They knew he had done bad pretend fight shows before and made jokes but he did not get the joke. It went on for a long time and people said they would get a free wrapped food made of animal if they paid to see the show, and could take part in a fight for lots of people at once, but that people from the far east were not allowed in. The show took place and was not that bad, but a man from the world wide computer group went to make jokes and put up a pretend sign.

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Once upon a time three men hid beneath a play floor for pretend fighting. One of the men thought it would be funny to make brown stuff come out of himself creating a smell so bad that the other men threw up the insides of their stomachs.

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This is a story about a man who talks at the table. He has an eye for the young ones. When he first arrived at the big company, lots of men hated him, especially three men. A tall man, a man with a tooth pick and a man who lost his smile. One day at the big play fight with all thirty men, the man from the table left his gold hat in the dressing room. Thinking it would be a right old laugh, the three men all decided to do a great big brown drop into the hat, filling it to the top.

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A man with white hair from down south came up north with gold around him. He said it was the REAL gold and he was the best but the other men did not agree. "BROTHER, I have the real gold!" said one. "OH YEAH" said another. The man in black did not say much because he was meant to be dead. Thirty men got in a ring. All the other men were wrong, and in the end the man with white hair had the real gold. Because to be the man, you've got to beat the man.

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Red and yellow man! I have to ask you something! As you, red and yellow man, make your way to the big fight, the way you travel seems not to be working right. As you understand that the only thing that is left is trouble. Do you, red and yellow man, feel sorry for yourself? DO YOU, red and yellow man, try to reason why? Do you, red and yellow man, try to make different things feel better even when they are more afraid than you?

 
Or do you, red and yellow man, kick the doors out? Kick the drivers door down. Take the two men, who have already made their choice, so that you can face me? Throw them away, red and yellow man. Take the controls! Red and yellow man. PUSH THOSE CONTROLS DOWN! Red and yellow man. Push yourself to become broken. As you understand, red and yellow man, that you are about to enter a place that is not known to anybody.
 
I smell it, people who follow me. Do you, red and yellow man, look for a place to hide? Or do you, red and yellow man, face me, who may be stronger than EVEN YOU ARE, RED AND YELLOW MAN!
 
You, red and yellow man, must become broken by yourself, so that you will know, red and yellow man, who is... The chosen one! FOR RED AND YELLOW MAN! I am not the chosen one that you speak of. I am not. I, red and yellow man, am... the only... one.
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The man was talking fast with a beat and being mean at first and the people loved him, but then he was nice and friends with everyone. Big people didn't like the nice man, but the children did. Big people didn't like the man because he was too nice and didn't talk fast with a beat anymore. The nice man started wearing lots of different colors and selling lots of stuff so the company man loved him but the people still didn't. The man become the best pretend fighting man of all of the pretend fighting men 15 times and that made the big people mad because they don't want the man to be better than the other good man, with the long jacket and white hair and the figure four. One day the nice man will be a bad man again, and might start to talk fast with a beat again, and the people will love him again. Then he will beat the other good man and be the best pretend fighting man of all time and the children will be really happy but the big people will hate him again because they really like the other good man. Do Do Do DO.

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