Paid Members Rob Lowe Posted March 30, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted March 30, 2016 A big man wearing a bright and colourful hat said he would surprise the world. He walked through a wall and fell flat on his bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicsGuy Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 The dancing black man in the suit and hat from the south took the large man to a dark quiet place and changed him into a dancing large man wearing yellow and blue from a far away land. He teamed him with the bent officer from the south. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted March 31, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted March 31, 2016 When the police got there all that was left was some bones, some hair, some bits of skin and a man with crazy black hair. The police said "hey you, what happened to this woman?"... There was silence. The police man then said "Hey you crazy hair man, don't ignore me" but the man just stood there with three fingers pointing to the sky. He looked like a lost child but made a noise like a dog in heat. The police man started to get angry but then a big business man in a grey power suit walked in and said "Police man, the crazy hair man is not from around here, he is from a land with no people, only sticks and birds. The police man looked confused but said "OK then". A long time later, the crazy hair man wrote a book. He said things he should not have said. He might be in big trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted March 31, 2016 Moderators Share Posted March 31, 2016 The man who owned the big company had a woman who made sure play fights were fair was in his car and he put his thing in her but she didn't want him to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted March 31, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted March 31, 2016 The dead man had a little brother and he was from hell. His face was covered because of a big fire, which was started by his brother the dead man. Anyway, there was another man with the biggest nose in the world. He was allowed to do bad things to people because he had all of the power and was next in line to be the owner of the company that he and the fire face man from hell worked for. One day, the big nosed man, made himself look like the man from hell and pretended to be him. He went to see the dead girl. He made her feel really good about herself and she felt pretty. He popped out his member and rubbed it on her for a bit. He laughed about it with his best friends. The man from hell wasn't happy about this at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted March 31, 2016 Moderators Share Posted March 31, 2016 This is great. Bravo Lister for bringing the concept, and Butchi is killing it with his stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Xtreme_lives Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 I love this website.  there was a man who got hurt with a bad back and he left when he came back he joined his friends in black and white after they broke up, his other old friend wanted to be friends again so he pretended by playing their music when he done their move his friend turned on the man and hit him, a week later the man was hit into a car window the old friend got scared and went to help, he looked around for weeks for who did it but it turns out he did it. The man found out and wanted them to fight at the summer event in a fight that would not be seen in books. the man with the hurt back won the fight but the bad old friend hit his bad back with a wooden stick with metal block on the end as he was bad and didn't like to lose the fight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted March 31, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted March 31, 2016 The cross eyed man who loved his country very much who carried a large stick and a piece of red white and blue sheet with stars on it, who always shouted the name of his country, and a man who he was supposed not to like that country and who was always saying he was number one and that the cross eyed man's country was not very good at all were stopped by a police man in a car together. They had some bad grass with them that they were not allowed to have under the laws of the cross eyed man's country. They both got into really bad trouble from the man who was in control of their pretend fighting. They were both made to go home for a while and not get any money. The cross eyed man went on to find a piece of hard animal skin and metal in a smelly place. He pretended it was good but no-one else cared. The man who did not like the cross eyed man's country went on to be a world wide computer friends leader. He would say crazy things and make all the computer friends laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobby dazzler Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Angry little man who was once in a dog team from this country used a gun on his wife, He thought this was funny as he knew the gun was empty but his wife did not laugh as she feared he would kill her. Now sad, angry man cannot walk and watches sky television with no card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Angry little man who was once in a dog team from this country used a gun on his wife, He thought this was funny as he knew the gun was empty but his wife did not laugh as she feared he would kill her. Now sad, angry man cannot walk and watches sky television with no card. Good arrows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted March 31, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted March 31, 2016 There was a pretend fighter in pink who people called shooting star. He was good at pretend fighting but also could make people laugh when he did it. He was doing well in a game to see which pretend fighter could go across the sea. Then he got a very very bad thing in his stomach that made him sick. He did some real fighting and got better and even came back to do some more pretend fighting and made everyone smile. Then the bad thing came back and he had to stop pretend fighting. He tried to be strong and kept fighting for real but the bad thing won. Now people are crying, but maybe they will also remember how the shooting star made them smile and laugh. And the bad thing can kiss all of our bottoms because in the end it will lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted March 31, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted March 31, 2016 There was a pretend fighter in pink who people called shooting star. He was good at pretend fighting but also could make people laugh when he did it. He was doing well in a game to see which pretend fighter could go across the sea. Then he got a very very bad thing in his stomach that made him sick. He did some real fighting and got better and even came back to do some more pretend fighting and made everyone smile. Then the bad thing came back and he had to stop pretend fighting. He tried to be strong and kept fighting for real but the bad thing won. Now people are crying, but maybe they will also remember how the shooting star made them smile and laugh. And the bad thing can kiss all of our bottoms because in the end it will lose. Wonderful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted March 31, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted March 31, 2016 Once in the country most of us are in there was a tall man with a child's voice. He was always angry because he used special stuff to make him strong and give him bad skin. "Please don't bring the ring today" he said to a man with a round body and no hair. The man with no hair took some money and did what he was asked and there was no show because sometimes pretend fighting people in this country are bad people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Linus Posted March 31, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted March 31, 2016 One day in a hotel room, the Rock and Roll Fast Guys walked in on the dance dance man as he was lying under a glass table. A woman was sitting over the table with no pants on. She did a brown thing on the table and the Rock and Roll Fast Guys ran out before they were sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted March 31, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted March 31, 2016 Once in the country most of us are in there was a tall man with a child's voice. He was always angry because he used special stuff to make him strong and give him bad skin. "Please don't bring the ring today" he said to a man with a round body and no hair. The man with no hair took some money and did what he was asked and there was no show because sometimes pretend fighting people in this country are bad people. The winner. I am in hysterics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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