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Everyone has their imperfections and some are weirder than others. this is a thread to show off your uniqueness or something that you are overly sub-conscious of which is probably nothing.

 

I will kick things off. I am tall, dark, not so handsome kind of fella, but I have a bit of a bizarre quirk. On my back (just under my right armpit) I seem to grow a ridiculous strand of long blonde hair. When I first spotted it when I was about 21 it was about 18 inches long. I normally forget about it but last night when I got out the shower I noticed a blonde hair in the mirror and sure enough it was attached. It was roughly 9 inches this time around but was promptly pulled out.

 

Another annoying hair is one in the monobrow area. I don't particularly have a monobrow but there is this one hair right bang in the middle which has the circumference of a hedgehog spike and is as black as the ace of spades. For me it sticks out like a sore thumb and I have to extract it as soon as the bastard crops up and my tweezers can reach.

 

So do we have any double-jointed people? Back acne that resembles a magic-eye? Share your embarrassing bodies!

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I have a patch of hair, that grows out of a small mole, on my back around my right shoulder. This wouldn't be so bad, except the first time I noticed it, the hairs were that long and thing, I thought I had a spider on my back and freaked out big time.

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I have four nipples as such. Two normal, where they should be, there or there abouts, a nubbin (Smaller nipple.) and and a micro nubbin. It is a poor fate I have passed on to my son too, he has a nubbin in pretty much the same place as mine is but is fortunate enough to have been spared the micro nubbin it seems.

 

I have a hole in my right knee which was caused by damage sustained in my youth football days. It has never completely recovered and my party trick is that my right knee can make a horrible bone crunching click on demand.

 

My elbows crack too.

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I have the skinniest legs known to man. They're incredibly long, I'm 6ft 3, and people will literally laugh and stare at them as I walk down the street. It's mental.

 

Skinny jeans are a no no, but being a tiny bit fashion conscious I realise that wearing a big pair of baggy skater jeans from 2001 would make me look a bigger tit, so I stick with slim fit. Being a skinny cunt means I've got a great jawline though, positivity!

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Mine are all slightly connected, as I apparently laid funny in the womb. So most of my left side is fucked.

 

- I've a little bald patch on the side of my head just above my left ear.

 

- My left nipple is an 'innie'.

 

- I have only 4 fingers on my left hand as I had my little finger amputated aged 4 as the bone between my knuckle and fingertip wasn't as long as it should be.

 

- I can't bend my left thumb without my left forefinger bending too.

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i've got this little hole in my ear (I've looked it up, it's called a preauricular Ear Hole) it's this tiny little hole, looks like a piercing and every so often fills up with this. stuff. you squeeze it and this white puss comes out of it that stinks. sometimes it can be ages between it filling up and other times its a couple of times a day. I put a paper clip in it the once, in the days following that it kept filling up and leaking this foul smelling gunk

 

also I can wiggle my finger, the one between the little finger and the middle one whatever its called. wiggle it and it looks like its not connected to the rest of my hand, people get really freaked out by that. just saying "I wiggle" my finger doesn't sound overly impressive but people are always amazed / horrified when they see it.

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Any chance you can upload a video of the finger wiggle? (preferably as a gif)

 

I'm having difficulty imagining it.

 

 

 

The moment anyone comes close to mine. I'll share. Fast growing hairs? fuck the lot of you.

I've seen the photo of you in the suit. You've got no shins like Cotton hill, haven't you?
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- I can't bend my left thumb without my left forefinger bending too.

I just tried doing that, and I can't do that either.  Probably to a lesser degree to yourself, but I dislocated my left shoulder last year, and that whole arm has been pretty buggered since then, despite the doctors saying it was fine on numerous occasions.

 

Bar that.  I am a perfect specimen of a man.

 

Oh, I do have very weird upper heels/the bit just below the acchiles and very thin wrists, like, think to the point I think my hands might fall off.

 

Bar all that, perfection.  Yep, definitely.  (Goes and eats a tub of icecream).

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