Mr.E Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Dear Adam, (If you can read this)  I used to do a spot of wrestling  a few years back. I'm comically out of shape now like, although If you book me on one of these shows whilst wearing that shirt, I could be John Bistee[n]ya, (or some other form of "joke pie name"), and become champion.  Just mull that over for a second. I await my PM and invitation to become champion in 3...2..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Dear Adam, Â Is your hatred of pies down to some form of Pastry Traumatic Stress Disorder? Was there too little Steak in your bake or did you bite into and it was just still a little too hot. Perhaps you could rope Jane Horrocks in for some kind of celebrity appearance reprising her role as Babs in Chicken Run to join your anti-pie stance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members chokeout Posted March 29, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted March 29, 2016 Dear Adam,  Is your hatred of pies down to some form of Pastry Traumatic Stress Disorder? Was there too little Steak in your bake or did you bite into and it was just still a little too hot. Perhaps you could rope Jane Horrocks in for some kind of celebrity appearance reprising her role as Babs in Chicken Run to join your anti-pie stance  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted March 29, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted March 29, 2016 I think Houchen's suggestion of booking the pie cult leader, Bray Fentos, has some merit to it. He should also book "The Pukka One" Darren Burridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Whos Next Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 it's a pity that British Wrestling is in this state, where you aren't sure what you're getting for your money.  I guess Austin was right all along.  Don't Crust, er trust, anyone.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Thing is, if Bowler is working with Ricky Knight you'd think Ricky would at least spin this to their advantage and use it to draw. A "Fans Bring The Pies" match would be money. You could flog pies at the intermission, sell foam pie hands and Fray Mysterio masks to the kids and finish the night with the traditional 30 man over the top rope Crumble complete with paddling pools full of custard on the outside. I'd buy a ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Bear Promotions Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Dear Adam,  Is your hatred of pies down to some form of Pastry Traumatic Stress Disorder? Was there too little Steak in your bake or did you bite into and it was just still a little too hot. Perhaps you could rope Jane Horrocks in for some kind of celebrity appearance reprising her role as Babs in Chicken Run to join your anti-pie stance  Paging a photoshop expert.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPW Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 THE CARD  LPW Championship Match King Kendo vs. Priscilla  Tag Team Match The Hooligans with Ricky Knight vs Special Edition  Diva’s Contest Lady Lori vs. Chanel  Fatal 4 Way (1 fall to a finish) Peter Nixon vs. Sam Knee vs. Bash vs. Mitchell Starr  Singles Match The Belgian Bull vs. Scott Fusion  Singles Match Sonny Smasher vs. Battlekat  PLUS With special guests from The Silks Promo Girls Raffles Meet and greats with the wrestlers and photos in the ring with the wrestlers  LPW is sponsored by Silks Gentlemen's Lounge and J B Landscapes LTD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted April 1, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted April 1, 2016 Meet and Greats. Â What's the raffle prize? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.E Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 If its not a PIES ABOVE HATE tshirt, I'm not interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted April 1, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted April 1, 2016 Progress.  Restraint shown thus far, although when I read "Edited by LPW, Today, 11:27." I love to think it was redacting a FUCK YOU BUTCH! at the end of the post.  Someone did the meat and greets gag earlier right?  Out of interest Adam, and this isn't me touting for business, i'm genuinely curious to understand the mindset of a local promotion on smaller budgets, but who is doing your graphics for this event? Posters? Social media etc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Statto Posted April 1, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted April 1, 2016 Barring Priscilla, that's an entirely WAW/Bellatrix roster. Â And that's never a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sir Steve Redgrave Posted April 1, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted April 1, 2016 Is there a meet and greet with the Silk promo girls?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPW Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 The Silk girls will do a meet and greet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted April 2, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted April 2, 2016 Is this a family friendly show or not? Â (provided your family isn't Chinese or full of steak and gravy obviously) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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