Undefeated Steak Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 The constant airing of the Windows 10 ad featuring Anne and Michael - aka the most annoying couple ever - is testing me. I don't give a fuck if their honeymoon hobby evolved into a business or whether Michael can *nasally tech hipster voice* do everything from blogging to video editing. The ad can do one. I read a comment saying the couple are the "biggest douchebags ever", which sums it up perfectly. Â While I'm on this subject, I've been pro Microsoft/Windows since the 90's. Since W10, it's as if they're doing everything in their power to send me to Apple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Statto Posted October 16, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 16, 2016 The version of that ad airing in the US right now stars a guy called Beowulf. It couldn't get more hipster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick Soapdish Posted October 16, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 16, 2016 The version of that ad airing in the US right now stars a guy called Beowulf. It couldn't get more hipster. That advert is over here. Who names their kid Beowulf (I named my son Lincoln though) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Just seen one of those Anna & Michael Windows adverts. "From our blog, to video editing. Our technology has to hang tough with us" Â Oh, just fuck off. I've only seen it once and I already hate the pair of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Wait til you've seen it 10 times Wyatt. They're almost as smug as the cunt driving that white 4x4 in the VW advert - the one where he's dropping his daughter off at school listening to Bigger Than Hip Hop. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted October 21, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 21, 2016 (edited) I want to cunt his beard off and use it to grout my patio. Whatever happened to fat and useless beardy fathers?. I take great pride in Papa Mears having a catastrophic derby and a beard like if Captain Birdseye started rooting for smoked haddock in bins. Â There were some utterly reprehensible adverts on US telly when I was on holi-holiday. Don't know how Shitty Willy deals with it. Matthew McConahague giving me the 'fuck me Gus' eyes before diving into a pool a particular lowlight. I'm not shagging anyone for a Lincoln. Edited October 21, 2016 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 (edited) Anyone seen the new eBay advert? It shows two guys who live opposite eachother, one whose got all his high tech digital stuff while the other, a younger guy, is slightly more low tech in his approach. One has a laptop while other has a tablet, one has a digi alarm clock the other just uses his phone, you get the idea. Older guy has his DAB Radio while the other has a turntable. They end up playing the same piece of music, go out to the hallway where digi guy says "very good song". Now, you'd think there'd be a little bit 'maybe we're not so different' sort of angle, but no. Younger guy just fires back with "sounds much better on vinyl" What a fucking cunt Edited November 30, 2016 by WyattSheepMask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 That Betway advert with the bloke doing the fake Welsh accent. Fucking hell, there are hundreds of Welsh actors dying for work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted December 11, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 11, 2016 I like his shite accent. I also thought he was originally trying to sound Icelandic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members GlennCullen Posted December 11, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 11, 2016 Anyone seen the new eBay advert? It shows two guys who live opposite eachother, one whose got all his high tech digital stuff while the other, a younger guy, is slightly more low tech in his approach. One has a laptop while other has a tablet, one has a digi alarm clock the other just uses his phone, you get the idea. Older guy has his DAB Radio while the other has a turntable. They end up playing the same piece of music, go out to the hallway where digi guy says "very good song". Now, you'd think there'd be a little bit 'maybe we're not so different' sort of angle, but no. Younger guy just fires back with "sounds much better on vinyl" What a fucking cunt  Saw this today, I concur. Good song though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted December 11, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 11, 2016 So many shockingly bad adverts knocking about at the moment. Don't think I've seen a genuinely good Christmas one yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted December 12, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 12, 2016 The BBC one advert with that nasal woman breathing out "snow is falling, all around.." If you are going to sing with a Fucking cold, butcher your own music, not someone else's. Â Â Also, I'd be surprised if not already mentioned, but the Maccy D advert trying to convince everyone that their food isn't made out of beaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 The Vodaphone Christmas advert one were people are playing charades over Skype is fucking woeful. Gruby? Saturday Night Fever? Now they're doing the Dirty Dancing life, oh it's Dirty Dancing. "Air Dog!" oh shut up you daft cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted January 2, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 2, 2017 (edited) Comedy songs where you switch lyrics are almost never funny and the current mountainous piles of turd served up by PaddyPower is no exception. Â Everything about that company is shite anyway. It's the Arron Banks of betting companies. Brash 'cos any publicity is good'. Horrible slimy symptoms of society and I hope their marketing department gets nobbed in prison. Â "Totally clipped off the bar". That must have taken about three seconds to come up with. Edited January 2, 2017 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 James cunting Corden is on about 40 different adverts at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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