Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted January 2, 2016 Awards Moderator Share Posted January 2, 2016 So WWE.com have done a photo gallery list thing of the worst ring names ever, and this is what they said. I don't think it's in any particular order, but they said:  1. Bastion Booger 2. Just Joe 3. Scotty Flamingo 4. Ace Darling 5. Chip Minton 6. Meat 7. Well Dunn 8. Terra Ryzing 9. Gashouse Gilbert 10. The Gymini 11. Mantaur 12. Justin Credible 13. Kelly Kelly 14. G. I. Bro 15. Thurman 'Sparky' Plugg 16. Henry O. Godwinn and Phineas I. Godwinn 17. Jimmy Wang Yang 18. The Red rooster 19. Skip and Zip 20. Who 21. Arachnaman 22. Man Mountain Rock 23. Maxx Muscle 24. Dr. Isaac Yankem 25. Crowbar 26. Uncle Elmer 27. Roadkill 28. Tugboat 29. Kwang 30. Bertha Faye 31. Battle Kat 32. Super Giant Ninja 33. Max Moon 34. Michael McGillicutty 35. Pez Whatley 36. Super Invader 37. Super Porky 38. The Booty Man 39. The Blacktop Bully 40. Rad Radford 41. The Goon 42. Muffy Mower 43. Firebreaker Chip 44. M. I. Smooth 45. Kwee Wee 46. Chilly Willy 47. Tough Tom and Mean Mike 48. Blue Meanie 49. Peggy Lee Leather 50. The Ding Dongs   The prevailing question for me after looking at the list was: who was Super Giant Ninja?! Super Giant Ninja! What did he do?   What do you think about the list? Have they missed anyone off? Which name is the worst?  I'm surprised Adam Bomb isn't on there, or Mike Awesome for that matter - they're possibly as bad as a Kelly Kelly, or a Justin Credible or a Rad Radford. Balls Mahoney's not the best either. And of course, there are no TNA names here, like Rellik (it's killer backwards), or Suicide...  For those who've ever done the fantasy booking / e-fedding / Lister-style Rough Book thing, what's the worst ring name you ever came up with for anyone… or yourself?  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted January 2, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted January 2, 2016 Hard to argue with many of them. Crowbar and Roadkill are OK. Tugboat was fine for that time too. Muffy, Booty Man and Kwee Wee deserve to be higher. Â Shows how bad Michael McGillicutty is that it's just a name and it makes the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted January 2, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted January 2, 2016 Most wrestling names are horrible if they dont get over to be fair. If "Hulk Hogan" was a massive star, and was doing jobs on Challenge that would be pretty terrible. Triple H as well. If Crowbar got over massive, you wouldnt think that was to made. Â Nothing wrong with Crowbar anyway. That's a decent name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Linus Posted January 2, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted January 2, 2016 Harsh on Joe. His name wasn't Just Joe. It was Joe. Just Joe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamp Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Super Porky is a great name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Egg Shen Posted January 2, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted January 2, 2016 Gashouse Gilbert?! who the fuck?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Egg Shen Posted January 2, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted January 2, 2016 Â Â The prevailing question for me after looking at the list was: who was Super Giant Ninja?! Super Giant Ninja! What did he do? Â Â he's a real thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted January 2, 2016 Moderators Share Posted January 2, 2016 He's Ron "Yeti" Reis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted January 2, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted January 2, 2016 I'll never forget watching the first World War 3 on the German channel, and they announced "The Yeti" and he came out dressed in that outfit. It was a bit confusing to say the least. Going from a mummy to a martial arts master, but keeping the same name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clint Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Billy Two Eagles must've just fell out of the top 50. It's funny how you still remember the names of some of the jobbers from years back on WWF Superstars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Egg Shen Posted January 2, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted January 2, 2016 here he is in errr 'action': Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pier Six Brawler Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Always thought "the 1-2-3 Kid" was a terrible name, that should be in there. Â Who was the wrestler at number 20? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted January 2, 2016 Moderators Share Posted January 2, 2016 Who was the wrestler at number 20?  Yes, he was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daily Buzzard Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Muffy Mower, was that Stephanie's fitness trainer that made one appearance on Heat in 2000 and never appeared again? Muffy Mower, was that Stephanie's fitness trainer that made one appearance on Heat in 2000 and never appeared again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clint Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Who was Jim Neidhart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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