Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted October 25, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted October 25, 2015 I imagine they think that the Undertaker is such a mess no new photo will do him justice. The big dint in his head from his hat last week was the peak of seeing this version of mental old Undertaker. He's got Sting's hair as well. How can you call yourself a locker room leader when you steal someones hair? Â He's hit the Ric Flair wall. Where you've gone past making yourself look young, and you just make do with what you have. Even if his head looks like a tranny Del Boy. Â That's the one advantage Hogan had over everyone. He looked old when he was 22. So he didnt have to worry about losing his hair. Hogan was like Mr Patato head. Hair extensions, bandanas, sunglasses, sun beds for 3 hours. He had all kinds of shite to put on him to make him still look presentable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted October 25, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted October 25, 2015 Hogan was like Mr Patato head. Hair extensions, bandanas, sunglasses, sun beds for 3 hours. He had all kinds of shite to put on him to make him still look presentable. Â Â Â Â Â That's an absolutely brilliant comparison. Just imagine what Hulk's head must look like now, completely stripped of all the gimmicks and the Fu Manchu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Where you've gone past making yourself look young, and you just make do with what you have. Even if his head looks like a tranny Del Boy.  Fuck me, I almost choked on my dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lenin Posted October 25, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted October 25, 2015 Â Â Where you've gone past making yourself look young, and you just make do with what you have. Even if his head looks like a tranny Del Boy. Fuck me, I almost choked on my dinner. Seconded. Incidents with the Pepsi Max. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted October 25, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted October 25, 2015 Yeah, the Taker pics on Raw have been from ages ago when he had hair. I mentioned yesterday, they're pretending he's the same. They just don't mention his age or appearance at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted October 25, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted October 25, 2015 They do the same thing with the on screen graphics whenever Ric Flair, HBK and until recently, Hogan were due to make an appearance. The lot of them look a state these days, so the photos they use are from when they still looked passable. I don't blame them for doing that. It's probably fair to say that people on here would rightly absolutely crucify the announcing team if they were pointing out just how fucking old the Undertaker looks. As much as WWE loves to jump on a social media bandwagon these days, I don't think we're going to be getting screenshots of Frasiertaker memes on Raw any time ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted October 25, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted October 25, 2015 They do the same thing with the on screen graphics whenever Ric Flair, HBK and until recently, Hogan were due to make an appearance. The lot of them look a state these days, so the photos they use are from when they still looked passable. I don't blame them for doing that. It's probably fair to say that people on here would rightly absolutely crucify the announcing team if they were pointing out just how fucking old the Undertaker looks. As much as WWE loves to jump on a social media bandwagon these days, I don't think we're going to be getting screenshots of Frasiertaker memes on Raw any time ever. That makes sense. They're all "legends" making odd appearances. Taker is a full time roster member, in payroll anyway, having matches on PPV. Pretending he still has long hair is stupid. Â Don't expect the announcers to give an Ian-quality critique of how shit he looks but they could build in his status into the angle. It's mental that they don't recognise his "experience" in storyline but keep reminding us that he debuted in 1990. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted October 25, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted October 25, 2015 These were the best ones. Â Â Its fair to say the reality didnt match up with these photos. Â "Up Next ... the nWo will look much older than this." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted October 25, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted October 25, 2015 The great thing about that first pic is that Nash looks by far the best, and that one actually WAS a recent one, wasn't it? He somehow looks better with age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 If he's in his Diesel gear I assume it will have been taken when he was in the Rumble in 2014(?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clint Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Would it really be such a bad thing to let Kane win the championship tonight? I think it would be a nice thank you to Glen for being loyal to the company for years. Even if it was just until Survivor Series. As far as Cena goes the mystery opponent is obviously someone that's going to put him on the shelf for 4 weeks. I'm looking forward to the final chapter in the Lesnar V Taker saga. This is the first time Brock has stepped into the cell since his return in 2012. Surely they've got something big planned for the finish to the match after SummerSlam was a major let down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted October 25, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted October 25, 2015 I think it would be a nice thank you to Glen for being loyal to the company for years. Loyal? He's stolen a living!! Of course he's going to be loyal! He's hardly going to up sticks and work for TNA or go to Japan and become brilliant like Albert when he has such a cushty deal. How he's been such a prominent yet irrelevant figure for most of the past 18 years is remarkable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clint Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Sure he's never been one of the best workers inside the ring and I'm sure he never claimed to be. But at least the WWE has never had to deal with outside scandals because of him. He clearly had no issues with putting guys over when asked too either while he was still a top star unlike Orton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted October 25, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted October 25, 2015 "Thanks for 18 year record low business, Glen." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Kat Von D Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Kane can't hold the top title for more than 24 hours at this stage, especially without Cena around. Former fans love talking about how wrestling isn't as good anymore, if you tell them Cena is gone and Kane is the champion they'd assume the company was going out of business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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