Paid Members TheBurningRed Posted July 30, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted July 30, 2015 The Great Power Uti vs Super Festus  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members garynysmon Posted July 30, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted July 30, 2015 More wrestlers should play their own entrance theme on their way to the ring I think. I'd also love to see Rey Mysterio Jr try a 619 with those ropes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted July 30, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted July 30, 2015 Is Kriss Sprules vs Cage Tyler too obvious to post/chat about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted July 30, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted July 30, 2015 Ashley Massaro vs <insert opponent here> Â I'm trying to find the one where Jillian Hall whips her into the ropes, and instead she runs in an arc and throws herself into the corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted July 30, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted July 30, 2015 All these years later I still find myself singing "You better hold on tight. Cause I'm gonna love you nice. I'm gonna do it right. Let me light a fire in you tonight" under my breath. Wasted some good music on Ashley Massaro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted July 31, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted July 31, 2015 This weeks Flea Market features a dangerous steaming pile. All very unnecessary.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHfNBqbO35c I've never seen the Flea Market before, but jeeezus they've got some incredible shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bedeburn139 Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Tomko v Stevie Richards has to be the worst male PPV match ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted July 31, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted July 31, 2015 Yokozuna and Mable was worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted July 31, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted July 31, 2015 All these years later I still find myself singing "You better hold on tight. Cause I'm gonna love you nice. I'm gonna do it right. Let me light a fire in you tonight" under my breath. Wasted some good music on Ashley Massaro. Â She was the drizzles in the ring. Everyone thought she was really hot too and I just didn't find myself attracted to her. I mean, I obviously still would have, but I get the impression I'd have wanted to scrub myself with bleach afterwards. Just a feeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradfordcity Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Waits for the abuse!  Hulk Hogan vs Ultimate Warrior - wrestlemania  Watched this back the other week and it bored me to tears, neither can wrestle.   Also Samoa Joe vs Kenta Kobashi ROH  Take the chops out of this match and it would be a 2 min match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Â Â All these years later I still find myself singing "You better hold on tight. Cause I'm gonna love you nice. I'm gonna do it right. Let me light a fire in you tonight" under my breath. Wasted some good music on Ashley Massaro. She was the drizzles in the ring. Everyone thought she was really hot too and I just didn't find myself attracted to her. I mean, I obviously still would have, but I get the impression I'd have wanted to scrub myself with bleach afterwards. Just a feeling.You weren't alone Raid. The pseudo "i'm wearing tartan, I'm soooo punk rock!" Look didn't help her case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Waits for the abuse!  Hulk Hogan vs Ultimate Warrior - wrestlemania  Watched this back the other week and it bored me to tears, neither can wrestle. Define what it is to wrestle. You can say that neither Hogan or Andre could wrestle, yet that is argue ably their most successful match. Wrestling is not just about performing a bunch of fancy flips and the sort, it's getting a reaction out of the audience by doing the little things and show casing a personality, both of which Hogan & Warrior had in droves. People, myself included at times, are critical of Cena's so called wrestling ability, yet he gets a reaction every time he's on screen. Jerry Lawler just needs to pull his shoulder strap and the crowd went batshit. Steve Austin in the biggest period in the history of the industry rarely strayed away from punch-kick affairs.  John Morrison can wrestle, he's a very good talent, but without the personality and the ability to draw an audience in emotionally, you could hear a bug fart when he would come out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkship Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 See, if you'd have gone for Hogan/Warrior in WCW, where they screwed up the International and Hogan ballsed up a fireball spot, you might have had a case. Hogan/Warrior at Wrestlemania 6 is fine, and both can obviously wrestle considering they both had good matches at Wrestlemanias 5 and 7 too. Sure, they were in there with the likes of Rude and Savage, but it takes two to make a decent match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Great Khali vs Giant Silva from Japan. This isn't the whole thing but has some beautifully bad spots and has been my favourite stinker for a while now. Â http://youtu.be/WhjWr9nFvK8 I like the very noticeable sound of a guy pissing himself laughing after that spear at 3:50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted July 31, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted July 31, 2015 RIP and all that but Giant Gonzalez/El Gigante vs anyone. For the purposes of the thread I'll pick the Undertaker matches from 1993. They were his most well known matches. And they were fucking rotten. Â When I first saw him I was amazed at the size of him and thought he was going to be some unbeatable video game monster come to life. Then I saw him have a match and the mystery was over. He was terrible. His offence looked piss weak, although I remember Dustin Rhodes saying in a shoot interview that his chops were brutal so maybe he had to go super light on his strikes so he wouldn't, you know, kill someone. And the one thing he had going for him - his look - they (both WCW and WWF) ruined by sticking him in goofy outfits the Village People wouldn't have been seen dead in. Â I know giants are a different thing and it's not really about match quality. Andre didn't exactly set the world alight in the ring either. But at least Andre had a real presence and aura about him. And he wasn't wearing a big stupid onesie with fake muscles and pubes attached to it. I used to actually be scared when I'd see Andre attacking my favourites like Warrior or Savage. Everything Gonzalez did looked crap. Even Savage couldn't drag anything decent out of him when he was bouncing around for him in 93. Â I'm sure he was a lovely bloke and I don't begrudge him making money. But there's no getting away from it, he was the shits as a wrestler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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