neil is brill Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 This is my first attempt at making a topic on here, so chances are it could be disaterous. Â Anyway, with all the talk of Batman vs. Superman, Suicide Squad and all that gubbins. It got me thinking, what would you leave behind as your 'calling card'? A Rose? A Feather? A Card? Or something else. With all the creative and hilarious minds on here, this could be a laugh. Â I'll go first. I'd leave a Hasbro figure custom designed to look like my next victim, but I'd also be the most British villian of all time by leaving a note apologising for the inconvenience along with the figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted May 15, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted May 15, 2015 Coupons. I'd be called The Clipper, and I'd cut coupons out of newspapers and leave them cunningly at the scene of the crime, to give The Bat subtle clues to my next target. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members GlennCullen Posted May 15, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted May 15, 2015 I'd leave a great big shit, a fork, and 3 fingers of a Kit Kat. Solve that one, caped crusader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Maverick Posted May 15, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted May 15, 2015 He'd take your shit down to Alfred in the batcave for testing and have you bang to rights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nexus Posted May 15, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted May 15, 2015  Alternatively - The Historian - I'd always leave a historical fact at the scene of the crime. Something really boring, too:  Calvin Coolidge's Vice President was Charles G. Dawes. In 1912, he wrote a tune (Melody in A Minor); in the 1951, Carl Sigman added lyrics, and in 1958, Tommy Edwards had a No. 1 hit for six weeks with it. Thus, Dawes is the only member of the Executive Branch (President or Vice) to have a song make the Billboard charts. Dawes also won a Nobel Peace Prize in the 1920s; thus he is "also" the only Nobel Prize winner to have a song make the Billboard charts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegeta Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 I would leave all of your guys calling cards framing you all while I got away free, the authorities wouldn't know I existed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 I'd leave an old Merlin Premiership sticker at the scene of every crime, the footballers name being an anagram clue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted May 18, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted May 18, 2015 I'd leave an actual calling card with my details on it, as he's far too busy to be fannying around with silly clues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrasslin Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 I'd still be at the scene making and eating a large sandwich, delivering a chilling monologue between bites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.E Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 He'd take your shit down to Alfred in the batcave for testing and have you bang to rights. According to a police forensic scene investigator, poo has no DNA........so unless they caught you doing said poo, you could get away with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted May 19, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted May 19, 2015   He'd take your shit down to Alfred in the batcave for testing and have you bang to rights. According to a police forensic scene investigator, poo has no DNA........so unless they caught you doing said poo, you could get away with it.What if you've got piles and the stress of the crime brings them down leaving blood in the stool? Can they get dna from that? Or does it degrade in the environment too quick.  Edit: If I did take a shit at a crime scene I'd defiantly sprinkle a couple of bits of corn on it in a convincing way to throw them off the scent, with me not being a big fan of corn and all.  The perfect crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.E Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 I expect if there is something like blood in the stool, It could be traced back.....but I've never had blood in my stool and/or taken a poo at a crime scene, not that I've been at any of those either. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drfunke Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 This thread has made me happy.... Â Â Â Just off the top of my head.... Â I'd leave retro sweets at each crime scene, caramacs, opal fruits etc... Â They would be so busy reminiscing about the sweets of old they would give me more time for a get away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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