Moderators PowerButchi 7,607 Posted October 21, 2014 Moderators Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 I try and get half my breakfast on a piece on toast, fold it up, eat it, and get covered in bean juice so my kecks look like they're covered in spaff when it dries. Link to post Share on other sites
Loki 3,057 Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 I finally ran through my supply of the weird power that I put on my roasties, so I need a replacement — it's the only way I've ever made bearable roast taters. A mix of flour, salt and pepper. The key though is that the tin and fat you put them in has to be very hot. Goose fat makes the best roast potatoes. Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members SiMania 5 Posted October 21, 2014 Paid Members Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 I've recently discovered potato scones in Scotland at hotel fried breakfast though, and they're brilliant. Â They're not scones though, more like potato pancakes. "Tattie scone" Â Have you discovered how awesome haggis is for breakfast? Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Nostalgia Nonce 1,539 Posted October 21, 2014 Paid Members Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 I tried (as I'll eat haggis at pretty much every opportunity), but fuck all places served it. I got a miniscule portion in Peterhead, and a slightly larger, but dried out to fuck portion in Glasgow. Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members SiMania 5 Posted October 21, 2014 Paid Members Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 I rarely eat at hotels in Scotland as I'm always staying at hotels in England, but the hotels I've stayed in in Glasgow have always served haggis as do most greasy spoons in Scotland. Link to post Share on other sites
Moderators Chest Rockwell 7,641 Posted October 21, 2014 Moderators Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 The haggis has never particularly appealed to me at that time in the morning, but just for you I'll give it a go tomorrow.... Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Nostalgia Nonce 1,539 Posted October 21, 2014 Paid Members Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 (edited) Haggis and bacon butty with sweet chilli sauce is pretty amazing. Stick a few mushrooms in there too for bonus points. Â Crispy bacon. Not that light pink floppy shit. Edited October 21, 2014 by Nostalgia Nonce Link to post Share on other sites
Moderators PowerButchi 7,607 Posted October 21, 2014 Moderators Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Tesco used to do some majestic Taste the Difference or Finest or whatever sausages made with haggis. Link to post Share on other sites
MungoChutney 164 Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Tesco (in Scotland) also used to do square sliced sausage with a circle of haggis or black pudding in the centre, amazing on a crispy roll with loads of butter. Haven't seen them in my local one for a while. Link to post Share on other sites
MoKonjic 0 Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 I used to hate roast dinners, mainly because I fucking detested vegetables. We were brought up with "you can't leave the table, until everything is finished" So I used to sit there for 4 hours sometimes just looking at a pile of peas.  If you didn't finish before bed, then for breakfast the next day you were served yesterday's dinner, cold, rancid, broccoli, peas and carrots.  It took about 10 years of stubbornness and me moving out before my mum realised I was a lost cause. Now when I go home I basically get a gravy soup with roast potatoes (I can do roast, mash can fuck off ), meat and yorkshire puddings in it. When all the solids are gone I mop up the remaining gravy with a couple of slices of bread.  When I get served it, I know I've won the vegetable battle. When I look at how fat and unhealthy I am, I know I've probably lost the war. Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members tiger_rick 11,867 Posted October 22, 2014 Paid Members Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 I absolutely love my veggies. When I go to my Mum's for Sunday dinner she'll do carrots, peas, brocolli, cabbage, cauli and something seaosnal like sprouts or beans just because i love them so much. As a kid I wouldn't eat any veg. Hated it. Â I force my daughter to try them even if she doesn't eat them all. I feel like a massive hypocrite but I also know that I just started to love it when i hit a certain point so I want her to keep trying. Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members SiMania 5 Posted October 22, 2014 Paid Members Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Tesco (in Scotland) also used to do square sliced sausage with a circle of haggis or black pudding in the centre, amazing on a crispy roll with loads of butter. Haven't seen them in my local one for a while. My local deli and butchers do it with haggis and good quality sliced sausage. Tesco (in Scotland) also used to do square sliced sausage with a circle of haggis or black pudding in the centre, amazing on a crispy roll with loads of butter. Haven't seen them in my local one for a while. My local deli and butchers do it with haggis and good quality sliced sausage. Tesco (in Scotland) also used to do square sliced sausage with a circle of haggis or black pudding in the centre, amazing on a crispy roll with loads of butter. Haven't seen them in my local one for a while. My local deli and butchers do it with haggis and good quality sliced sausage. Tesco (in Scotland) also used to do square sliced sausage with a circle of haggis or black pudding in the centre, amazing on a crispy roll with loads of butter. Haven't seen them in my local one for a while. My local deli and butchers do it with haggis and good quality sliced sausage. Tesco (in Scotland) also used to do square sliced sausage with a circle of haggis or black pudding in the centre, amazing on a crispy roll with loads of butter. Haven't seen them in my local one for a while. My local deli and butchers do it with haggis and good quality sliced sausage. Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Devon Malcolm 14,219 Posted October 22, 2014 Author Paid Members Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Didn't quite catch that, mate. Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members FelatioLips 2,403 Posted October 22, 2014 Paid Members Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Teedy Kay doesn't deserve to eat. Horrible. Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle 2,066 Posted October 22, 2014 Paid Members Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) Â Now when I go home I basically get a gravy soup with roast potatoes (I can do roast, mash can fuck off ), meat and yorkshire puddings in it. When all the solids are gone I mop up the remaining gravy with a couple of slices of bread. Â Like a baby ogre stuffing your face with sloppy carbohydrates, revelling in the lack of vegetables like it's some sort of achievement, repugnant. Â Sorry, I think maybe I should stop coming in this thread if fussy people rile me up so. Â I like Sausages, potatoes, bacon, cheese and bread as much as the next guy but I love vegetables too, sprouts are delicious, it never ceases to amaze me how unpopular they seem to be. Edited October 22, 2014 by Call me Bellend Link to post Share on other sites
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