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3 minutes ago, Undefeated Steak said:

The tweet in reply to that with C̶̡̨̧̧̡̤̹̗͔̳̠̜̻̬͇̋̎͂̅͐̀h̴̹̮̬͔̯͖̩͎̙̫̜̊͜ŗ̶̲̪̗͕̲̊ͅī̷͍͖͕̪̜̩̤̳͙̭̖̺̌̃̚ş̴̢͕̘̭̼̙̦̳̯̼̘͈͐̓̀̕ ̶̛̜͎̺͎͉̫͎̪͈̩̰͚̻͔̓̇͊̾̊̓̀̀̋̂͝B̷̼̥͉͛é̴̫̎̅͒̇̈͐͘̚ͅn̷̢͍̟̻̙̣̱͙͇͔̟̳̠̮̏̈́͑͋̒̅͛̎͜͠ǒ̵̡̧̹̰̮̬̥̮̟͉̟̠̎̐͋̈́̑̾͗̏̚̕͠͝͝ì̷̧̯̩̦̞͉̤̘͕͆̒͑̃͐͛̎̔̈́̚͜͝t̴͓̼̆͘'s entrance is perfect. 

The Matrix has a bug

"What good is a phone call Mr Anderson, if the dogs are in the pool area?"

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5 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

The Matrix has a bug

"What good is a phone call Mr Anderson, if the dogs are in the pool area?"

If you want some real matrix shit, the song I'm listening to lyrics were "...in the matrix" the exact moment I liked your post. That was spooky as fuck. 

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5 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

The Matrix has a bug

"What good is a phone call Mr Anderson, if the dogs are in the pool area?"

Word's got around there are free pills being handed out

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We moved from a 5th floor flat into a proper 2 bed house and the amount of fucking spiders we've had in two months makes me want to set the house ablaze. I just went to walk barefoot from the bedroom to the spare room there and noticed a dark outline on the landing about two paces ahead. Got my phone torch out and surprise surprise a big chunky fucker. I crushed it with a candle jar, only to look across the floor at the airing cupboard and there's a smaller one peeking out under the door so I smack it back in with a shoe.

Hate it. Stuck indoors with a limitless amount of the bastards.

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We had a big one in the kitchen a few weeks ago. I'm guessing it was a lady spider as they're usually bigger? If it was a male then the female would have been huge. She was very co-operative when I escorted her from the premises and relocated her to a garden across the road.

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12 hours ago, FelatioLips said:

We moved from a 5th floor flat into a proper 2 bed house and the amount of fucking spiders we've had in two months makes me want to set the house ablaze. I just went to walk barefoot from the bedroom to the spare room there and noticed a dark outline on the landing about two paces ahead. Got my phone torch out and surprise surprise a big chunky fucker. I crushed it with a candle jar, only to look across the floor at the airing cupboard and there's a smaller one peeking out under the door so I smack it back in with a shoe.

Hate it. Stuck indoors with a limitless amount of the bastards.

It's funny how some places just tend to be spider houses. My parents live in a small, clean house that was built in the mid-90s and it's got spiders in every corner you could imagine. When I lived there one once pulled itself up from underneath the keys of the keyboard I was typing on. Still think about that one when I sit down at a mechanical keyboard. The student house I lived in however, was a gigantic 8 bedroom creaky old ancient shithole and I don't think I saw a spider once in 3 years.   

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Cheers. Apparently loads of people around here had them last night in their gaffs.

I'm gluing the windows shut or moving to a cold country. The fucking horrible bastards.

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My uncle chucked one in the tent with us when we were camping once, the horrible bastard. Hear them smashing in to the windows all the time round here. 

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8 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Cheers. Apparently loads of people around here had them last night in their gaffs.

I'm gluing the windows shut or moving to a cold country. The fucking horrible bastards.

There's a pub near Epsom racecourse that gets infested with them every May. This will the first time it won't affect business. 

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