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The UKFF Dinner Party


John Matrix

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I had a dream a few weeks ago that SOC, Butchi, D-Mal and Rockers were round my gaff watching videos and acting all friendly before joining forces and turning on me - not that i obsess about this place, but for that reason, i'm not taking a chance on any of em!

 

Reckon if i were gonna invite a handful of you over for tea, i'd want Bill Diarrhea round to talk music, Surf is a lock in as i dont know too many people into Kung Fu movies on the same level that i am, Monkee is a shoe in for being generally brilliant and inspirational and i'd love to spend an hour in the company of Malbranque discussing the finer points of bumholes and slang words for genitals.

 

Afraid the four of you would have to wrestle over who sat in the extra chair i'd pulled in from the garden furniture, but don't let that spoil things.

 

Who'd you want over if the UKFF came to town?

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I'd invite Majik, Knughtmare, Mark Sloane and Kook. 3 guys who could entertain me with wrestling stories, and Kook so we could have someone nice to look at while we eat.

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That's not going to help with the RSVPs.

 

I'd go with Matrix, because of his film and music excellence, Gladstone Malcolm because I'd like to banter with him about films, Astro Hollywood because he could do with a home-cooked meal served on a plate, and Big Benny the Hat because I haven't seen him in years.

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It'd be me and Matrix watching Robocop on the telly whilst Gladstone watches Un Bout De Souffle on his laptop in the corner, and Keith Houchen joins via Skype due to a medical emergency.

 

Chest Rockwell is outside providing "security".

 

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Onyx2 is definitely in so he can help in the kitchen as I'll no doubt be running late.

JNLister so he can bring some homebrew.

CDM316 because I've not seen him for a while, he can provide the music.

And TheLostScot for a good dose of comedy.

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