Moderators neil Posted April 23, 2014 Moderators Share Posted April 23, 2014 I would like to go on record and say that I never ever want to see anything that comes out of a UKFF'ers arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted April 23, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 23, 2014 Can we post pictures of our fecalalcular/sphinctacular prowess? Â Someone will make a 2048 out of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathrey Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I'm not sure I want to look at other peoples poo, could you put it in spoiler tags? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted April 23, 2014 Moderators Share Posted April 23, 2014 No posting of poo pics at all, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted April 23, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 23, 2014 (edited) Good god what have I started  ALSO! Weigh yourself before you do it and then after. I'm not saying it's a miracle weight loss thing I just found it awesome and amazing when I lost 6lb over night that one time.  If I could be bothered I would set up a google hangout for this...shit....  Oh and I'm going to apologise now in advance for what some of you might go through. Edited April 23, 2014 by Kookoocachu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted April 23, 2014 Awards Moderator Share Posted April 23, 2014 My friends and I did a "poop log" thing a couple of years ago. Â A "log log", surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted April 23, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 23, 2014 My mum's already banned me from doing this. I really need to get my own place again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Teedy Kay Posted April 23, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 23, 2014 There are apps readily available for contractions during childbirth, they'd be quite the handy tool to log length and time shitting if you want a decent way of measuring your efforts. Â I'm sadly working this weekend, otherwise I'd be on this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Can those of us that are working this weekend arrange to do it another day during the week? We can be the B-show. We can be Smackdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted April 23, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 23, 2014 Cackdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladiesman345 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Cackdown. Â Splashdown. Â I'm hoping beyond hope somebody passes an object they weren't expecting. I'm looking forward to the arrival of a metre long bit of Juicy fruit chewing gum. As a seven year old I didn't realise you were supposed to spit it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I'm for this on the weekend, but my worry is that Kooks said it could go on late into the night, and I have to get up for work on Monday, preferably without Niagara Falls from my arse. Â How long DOES it take, Kookachu? If I start after lunch, will it be all done by bedtime? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted April 23, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 23, 2014 (edited) The Royal Bumhole. Edited April 23, 2014 by Bill Diarrhea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chilly McFreeze Posted April 23, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 23, 2014 I have a long and bloody history with the ol' Rockford Files. Bloody being the operative word. I was terrified when it started because it was only a year after my Dad died of bowel cancer and the pan was pure blood red. Not just a spot on the tissue but pure fresh blood dripping from my bum hole. Utterly terrifying. Â But yeah, it was only piles. It flares up every now and then, but thankfully it never hurts. Haven't had it for a while now I think about it. Â As for colonic irrigation, isn't that shit actually quite bad for you? Your bowels are pretty good at cleaning themselves without having to down pints of juice or shooting coffee up your arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted April 23, 2014 Moderators Share Posted April 23, 2014 My friends and I did a "poop log" thing a couple of years ago. Â A "log log", surely? That was another name it went by yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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