Undefeated Steak Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 It would have to be called a 'Lowki's Finger' surely? Not sure what the Kickstarter rewards would be though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted May 5, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 5, 2014 It would have to be called a 'Lowki's Finger' surely? Not sure what the Kickstarter rewards would be though. Â I think "The Loki-Pokey" is more marketable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted May 5, 2014 Awards Moderator Share Posted May 5, 2014 It would have to be called a 'Lowki's Finger' surely? Not sure what the Kickstarter rewards would be though. Â I think "The Loki-Pokey" is more marketable. Â In, out, in, out, shake the shit about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted May 5, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 5, 2014 (edited) The Loki Pokey is genius! Edited May 5, 2014 by Arch Stanton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rey_Piste Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I've inadvertently done my own version of this. Instead of prune juice I had 10 pints of Guinness last night and I've already had 2 session on the bog since just gone 9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Guinness always gives me an arse like a Goth's lipstick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted October 17, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 17, 2014 Â No rimsitter should ever feel alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Doing a shit in a public toilet is bad enough but doing it without the seat is unthinkable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I feel his pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted October 18, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 18, 2014 (edited) Doing a shit in a public toilet is bad enough but doing it without the seat is unthinkable. Â Yeah, doing a shit in a public toilet is just a sexual disease waiting to happen. Don't think I've ever did a shit outside my home. Â P.S. Oh wait. I did a shit in the bushes in Sighthill Park in Glasgow, but that was a medical emergency a few years ago. Had a bad stomach flu. Had to rush into a big, secluded forest thing and do a shit. Serious lack of public toilet facilities in Glasgow. Had to even wipe my arse with a big leaf. Wonders of nature eh? Edited October 18, 2014 by bAzTNM#1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoKonjic Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 At a festival a few years ago, rather than using the delightful festival toilets I had a shit in a carrier bag in my tent. I then buried the bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted October 19, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 19, 2014 (edited) It's a fucking nightmare trying to find a place outside to shit when you really have to drop something. It's awful. I thought I was literally dying that day. Sweating all over the place. Heart thumping. Edited October 19, 2014 by bAzTNM#1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted October 19, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 19, 2014 When I was in Bethlehem last year, I was beyond relieved to find a place with a decent toilet as I was starting to feel the effects of the local cuisine and hygiene standards. Â Not as badly as the guy in the next stall though, clearly. I'd just done that initial expulsion and was starting to relax, when some guy came tottering in, locked himself into the next cubicle and proceeded to unload the most ridiculously explosive diarrhoea you can imagine. It was like Richie and the cattle prod, or Finch in American Pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted October 19, 2014 Author Moderators Share Posted October 19, 2014 Recently the new "cool thing to do" has gone from stabbing yourself in the arm with wall tacks to swallowing coins in one fmy local pubs. Like an idiot not wanting to be called "a big girl" I've joined in. They cut you up as they go through. Anal fissures for all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted October 19, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 19, 2014 I don't foresee any event which could take effect unless im seriously medically ill or infirm where id not go for a crap for that long it becomes a medical issue to shit. If I'm not going at least once a day I'm taking steps to get shit moving. Â To leave it to the point of having to poke it out with a "come hither" motion seems just like a lack of foresight and a disregard for a pro active approach to life (or the fairly fundamental taking a dump part of life any way) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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