Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted April 30, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 30, 2014 I think we need the UKFF Bumhole Correspondent Scott Malbranque to give his thoughts on this situation, because this doesn't sound right at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted April 30, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 30, 2014 (edited) I don't have a problem with the idea that it could be done, but I'm still confused as to why. Edited April 30, 2014 by SpursRiot2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladiesman345 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I don't have a problem with the idea that it could be done, but I'm still confused as to why. Â Because you can't take a shit otherwise! I'm not doing it for fun. Codeine and Citalopram equals very solid turds. Like frozen bits of clay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted April 30, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 30, 2014 But surely if it can be pushed the point where it's accesible with your fingers it can be pushed out? Is it too painful to push out? Is that the issue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladiesman345 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 But surely if it can be pushed the point where it's accesible with your fingers it can be pushed out? Is it too painful to push out? Is that the issue? Â It's trapped deep in your arse. It's such a massive pile of solid shit that it has to broken up into little pieces so it can come out, otherwise your hole will be stretched too much and you'll give yourself an anal fissure. Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Yeah, 6 days of no shitting can produce a turd that simply won't come out, not without destroying your arsehole. I knew a chap once who stuck an ecstasy tablet up their arse, and had to go to hospital after it shut down his system for over a week. Â My advice - don't eat Roman cooking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted May 1, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 1, 2014 Had the absolute worst day. Think I only just now got the final shits out of me. Nearly shat myself going to the shop to buy food to soak up all the liquid, nearly shat myself in the lift. I had to go to the library to do work from 10pm til 2am too. Not only that, but I'm full of flu and this hasn't helped. Â It was a bad idea, poorly timed and I will forever regret it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Stephanie Posted May 1, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 1, 2014 I haven't even been able to go lately. I was prescribed Percocet after having surgery on my wrist and it's messed with my stomach big time. I don't know what the UK equivalent of that medication is. Â This thread is wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted May 1, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 1, 2014 Oxycodone and paracetamol. Â That's the good shit. Except the paracetamol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian 86 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Oxycodone and paracetamol. That's the good shit. Except the paracetamol.  fantastic choice of words! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted May 1, 2014 Moderators Share Posted May 1, 2014 I haven't even been able to go lately. I was prescribed Percocet after having surgery on my wrist and it's messed with my stomach big time. I don't know what the UK equivalent of that medication is. Yeah Perc's will do that. After I had surgery on my broken collarbone they gave me a 100 of them. I only took 4. I still have about 90 left! You jelly JTTS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted May 1, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 1, 2014 Me and you needs to parlay, friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted May 1, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 1, 2014 Ladiesmang, I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted May 1, 2014 Moderators Share Posted May 1, 2014 Yeah, 6 days of no shitting can produce a turd that simply won't come out, not without destroying your arsehole. I knew a chap once who stuck an ecstasy tablet up their arse, and had to go to hospital after it shut down his system for over a week. My advice - don't eat Roman cooking.  Yeah, still aghast that your instinct was "I should probably finger these turds of my hole out in the bogs. That's normal."  Steve Justice, you've finally been usurped.  Every Loki post will now be accompanied by mental images of a keyboard being tapped with brown, smelly fingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 You interest in my bumhole is noted, though a little disturbing Astro. Be thankful you have never faced the choice between going to hospital or breaking off a chunk of chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.thumb.jpeg.55e5547a252a5ad1a05f197973025167.jpeg)
Recommended Posts