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I dunno if this has ever been done and if it has then ignore. But earlier I got thinking about all the wrestlers that have died and then start thinking about having an awesome show in the afterlife. So with that said normal fantasy booking rules apply but the person must be dead.


This is what I put together:


Commentary provided by Gorilla Monsoon, Lord Alfred Hayes and Paul Bearer


Bam Bam Bigelow + Terry "Bam Bam" Gordy V Yokozuna + Umaga w Captain Lou


Dr Death V Brian Pillman


4 Way Elimination

Test V Chris Candido V Kanyon V Mike Awesome


Doink (Matt Borne) V Crash Holly


Owen Hart + British Bulldog V Hawk + Crush


Eddie Guerrero V Rick Rude


Womens Tag Match

Fabulous Moolah + Mae Young V Luna Vachon + Sensational Sherri


"Macho Man" Randy Savage V Mr. Perfect w Coach

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Commentary from Randy Savage and Lord Alfred Hayes.


Mitsuharu Misawa vs Lance Cade


Bad News Brown vs Test


Tables Match

Umaga vs Mae Young


Fatal 4 Way

Bam Bam Bigelow vs Earthquake vs Giant Gonzalez vs Bastion Booger


Chris Kanyon vs Hawk


Blindfold Match

Crash Holly vs Big Bossman


Rick Rude vs Big Dick Dudley


60 Minute Ultimate Submission

Yokozuna vs Giant Haystacks

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Brian Pillman v Ravishing Rick Rude


Owen Hart & Yokozuna v Chris Candido & Bam Bam Bigelow


Doink the Clown v Big Boss Man


British Bulldog v Test


Hardcore Match

Crash Holly v Earthquake


Mr Perfect v Chris Benoit


Steel Cage Match

Macho King Randy Savage v Eddie Guerrero

w/ Queen Sherri

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Yeah, this thread comes round now and then. I like a fantasy booking but this one's tough.


- Eddie Guerrero V Rick Rude and Randy Savage V Mr. Perfect


Those are two I would have put in mine but seeing as they are already here, I'll go for something different!



I'd have an afternoon show with these two matches, along with a meet and greet:


- Hackenschmit vs. Gotch (20 minute time limit)


- Ed Lewis vs. Gorgeous George



Then the main show:


- Rick Rude vs Texas Tornado


- Bam Bam Bigelow vs Big Boss Man (Giant Baba as Guest Ref)


- Mr Perfect vs Brian Pillman (2 out of 3 falls)


* interval with raffle and

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Commentary Team of Gorilla Monsoon and Gordon Solie


Chris Benoit vs Chris Candido


The Sheik w/The Grand Wizard vs Bam Bam Bigelow (Hardcore Rules)


Eddie Guerrero vs Mr Perfect


Fabulous Moolah vs Mae Young


Adrian Adonis w/"Classy" Freddie Blassie vs "Hotstuff" Eddie Gilbert


Owen Hart/British Bulldog vs Terry Gordy/Steve Williams


Semi Main


Andre The Giant w/Captain Lou Albano vs Killer Kowalski


Main Event


Randy Savage vs Ravishing Rick Rude


Its amazing that I've missed the likes of Pillman, Barr and so on as well. Originally had Baba vs Andre but changed it round. Crazy to think of the talent that's passed.

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Why not, count me in. I love me a good fantasy booking thread. And a bad one, actually.


The top star of the Heaven Wrestling Federation is Eddie Guerrero, having won the HWF Title in January from Randy Savage. The booker of the HWF, Vincent J. McMahon, realised that crowds weren't quite flocking to see the HWF. After a couple of months of dwindling attendances and buyrates, he identified the issue- HWF needed some heels, and to get that, he had to look outside Heaven, because everyone in Heaven was a babyface. So he brokered a deal with the president of the Satanic Wrestling Alliance, Gary Coleman, to run an invasion storyline with his top talent. In order to secure more publicity for the co-promotion, both parties agreed to enlist some celebrity involvement, and thus, HeavenMania was born.


Following a title defense on Sunday Morning's Main Event against Andre The Giant, top heel Chris Benoit attacked Eddie Guerrero with a pitchfork, which made instant headlines all over Heaven as the most- in fact, the only- barbaric thing ever seen in Heaven. The card sold out immediately.


HeavenMania 1 (April 6, 2014- Mary Magdalene Stadium)


Commentary: Gorilla Monsoon & Lord Alfred Hayes


(Special Guest Whitney Houston performs Ave Maria to open the show)


Chris Candido w/ Brittany Murphy vs. Brian Pillman


Owen Hart/British Bulldog vs. Hawk/Dr Death


Big Bossman vs. Earthquake


Bra and Panties Match (Special Ref: Marilyn Monroe)


Fabulous Moolah vs. Mae Young


Randy Savage w/ Miss Elizabeth vs. Mr. Perfect


Yokozuna vs. Junkyard Dog


Musical Performance: Johnny Cash


Steel Cage Match


Umaga vs. Mike Awesome


Celebrity Challenge


Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Michael Clarke Duncan


HWF Championship- Ironman


Eddie Guerrero © vs. Chris Benoit

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Its a 12 Match card because theres no such thing as burnout in Heaven


1) The Public Enemy vs The Sheik & Roadwarrior Hawk

2) Davey Boy Smith vs Kerry Von Erich

3) Sherri Martel, Luna Vachon & Rhonda Singh vs Fabulous Moolah, Mae Young & Mildred Burke

4) Doink The Clown vs Lou Thesz (If Thesz wins Doink must wrestle as Matt Bourne, if Doink wins Thesz must wrestle as Theszzy the Clown)

5) Bruiser Brody vs Big Boss Man

6) Eddie Guerrero vs Owen Hart vs Chris Candido

7) Andre The Giant vs Earthquake

8) Umaga & Yokozuna vs Bad News Brown & Ernie Ladd

9) Chris Benoit (Is he in Heaven?) vs Brian Pillman

10) Bam Bam Bigelow, Dick Murdoch & Curt Hennig vs Steve Williams, Terry Gordy & Buddy Roberts

11) Rick Rude vs Gorgeous George

12) Mitsuharu Misawa vs Randy Savage

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Chris Benoit

Chris Benoit

Chris Benoit

Chris Benoit




Chris Benoit (Is he in Heaven?)


I'm going to go with.... no.


For extra spice, how about:


Chris Benoit vs Owen Hart w/ Nancy Sullivan


Good to see you're still a cunt.

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I was going to have Nancy as guest ref. Fucking well glad I didn't now! This fantasy booking is well political!!


I done well to not book Benoit at my show though. I really thought my show could have done with his heal heat but I wouldn't want Air Raid gate-crashing heaven to throw shit in my ring.

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