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Now that we're on the subject I always wondered who that bloke in his upper arm tattoo is. As a kid my mind tossed from "some confederate type guy" to Freddie Mercury.

 

It's Doc Holliday.

 

But it does look a lot like Freddie Mercury.

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Second guess from me

 

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Roddy Piper.

 

Storyline: Not really got one, but, the Rumble is on the day after Burn's night, so something to do with that.

 

(I'm aware he recently appeared on RAW, if he's out because of that, sorry!)

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and Kim Jong Un

 

I reckon this Basketball game is a work and he's secretly being trained to Wrestle by Dennis Rodman

 

I can see it now, he bursts out the back with a an explosion of what the fans hope and pray are fireworks, slapping hands with all the fans (as long as they aren't white, black, Chinese, Arab, Eskimo, Muslim, or any of the other ethnic groups on his "iffy" list)

 

He leaps on to the apron and puts the training into full effect as he nods off against the turnbuckle, throwing the other 29 men off their game allowing him to sneak in and have the last two escorted from the ring, over the top rope naturally, and executed because he doesn't like the look of them and his uncle might have watched them on TV once or something.

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Following this week's RAW

 

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Billy Gunn and Road Dogg are no longer eligible for this as their entry into the Rumble has been announced. So spotlightmagnet1 and Vegeta can have another pick each.

 

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Hmm, slim pickings now, and bear in mind I've no idea what's going on in WWE at the moment, but...

 

 

SCENARIO: HHH and Shawn Michaels fall out again just before the Rumble and Shawn vows to bring back the one man who can stop HHH winning the Rumble and doing whatever dastardly thing Trips is up to atm.

 

HHH comes in at 28, and cleans house, then gestures to HBK who's in the front row to "bring it". The countdown hits zero and...

 

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HBK's former tag partner hobbles down to the ring, ankles bowing out under the strain.

 

Hunter looks contemptuously at Jannetty and clotheslines him as he comes in, before hitting him with the Pedigree and then hurling him over the top rope, where Jannetty smashed into a thousand pieces as he hits the ground.

 

"Is that the best you can do Shawn" shouts HHH. The countdown begins again for the last entrant, and the crowd pops hugely for

 

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It was A WORK!! Hunter double, triple takes as the biggest secret in WWE history is revealed. Benoit is back, and he looks really angry....

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Papa Shango

 

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Arrives in the first ten. Gets a load of black ooze seeping out of Michael Cole. Gets JBL's hand to go a bit mental. Sets Xavier Woods' boots on fire. Calls out the Warrior. Gets chucked by Undertaker.

 

Gene Snitsky

 

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Narrowly beats Shane Douglas to snag the token home state entry. Enters in the second half. Boots out Justin Gabriel. Faces off with the Wyatts, before joining with them to beat up Punk. Miscommunication, elimination. Isn't his fault.

 

Shaggy

 

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Comes out with Scooby Doo, who is afraid to get in the ring. Makes friends with Miz, gets chucked by Kane. Internet explodes. Shane Helms orders a new print run of PG Sux shirts. Everyone still buys WrestleMania.

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Papa Shango

 

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Arrives in the first ten. Gets a load of black ooze seeping out of Michael Cole. Gets JBL's hand to go a bit mental. Sets Xavier Woods' boots on fire. Calls out the Warrior. Gets chucked by Undertaker.

 

Gene Snitsky

 

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Narrowly beats Shane Douglas to snag the token home state entry. Enters in the second half. Boots out Justin Gabriel. Faces off with the Wyatts, before joining with them to beat up Punk. Miscommunication, elimination. Isn't his fault.

 

Shaggy

 

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Comes out with Scooby Doo, who is afraid to get in the ring. Makes friends with Miz, gets chucked by Kane. Internet explodes. Shane Helms orders a new print run of PG Sux shirts. Everyone still buys WrestleMania.

 

 

ahh would it be the real shaggy or a cameo by hollywodd actor and edge lookalike

 

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Sting

 

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The one person everyones wanted to see in the WWE in like forever. The Undertaker turns up as another surprise entrant at 24 then at 25 the lights flash and decending from the rafters (Although in light of the Owen Hart situation maybe not) comes the man, the makeup, the baseball bat, charges the ring zeroes in on Taker and they both take a tumble to the floor thus setting up a collision at Wrestlemania. (With his possible 'retirement' in TNA this week against Magnus I'm not betting against it)

 

Max Moon

 

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Just because. The WWE needs the Moon man to come and save the WWE from itself and Fandango.

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Was going to say Kharma but thats already been taken. Therefore I will choose this big sexy man, Kevin Nash:

 

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Nash has Tweeted tonight that he's been asked to dye his hair & beard "for a TV pilot".

 

We all know what happened last time he does dyed his hair & used that excuse in January. You may be on a good thing, here.

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Was going to say Kharma but thats already been taken. Therefore I will choose this big sexy man, Kevin Nash:

 

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Nash has Tweeted tonight that he's been asked to dye his hair & beard "for a TV pilot".

 

We all know what happened last time he does dyed his hair & used that excuse in January. You may be on a good thing, here.

 

Wish I could guess the lottery numbers correctly.

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The winners!

 

Well, the Rumble has now been and gone, and sadly Lance Storm did not debut his mime gimmick.

 

We did, however, get the return of Sheamus, as well as Kevin Nash, Alexander Rusev and JBL (we did have a Blackjack Bradshaw prediction, which was close but no cigar). I don't remember if El Torito would have been eligible but nobody picked him anyway.

 

This, by my count, gives us two winners!

 

Windoesnot correctly predicted Big Kev would turn up, and

Shane O' Mac Version 2 made the boring but ultimately correct pick of Sheamus!

 

Their prize? If they choose to nominate anyone in the new Celebrity Twatlist in Off Topic, any celebrity they nominate will receive DOUBLE POINTS! Making their chances of making the final list that much higher.

 

 

The same prize of DOUBLE TWAT POINTS goes to my two favourite predictions:

 

Vamp for his prediction of 'a bear', and

2Xtreme_Lives for his prediction of Kim Jong Un!

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