Forrest Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Create the shittest match you can think of. I'm not talking about Russo-style pole matches or anus explosion deathmatches, I mean just the two shittest competitors you can think of that just would not work well. Matches you see on a card and just know will be awful. This really could be a list of matches involving Steve McMichael.  Steve McMichael vs. David Flair Steve McMichael vs. Vincent Steve McMichael vs. Ron or Don Harris  Some non-Mongo matches : New Jack vs. Power Uti Nathan Jones vs. Luther Reigns The Great Khali vs. Tensai Horace Hogan vs. David Flair Wes Briscoe/Garrett Bischoff vs. Sam Shaw/Alex Silva Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted August 5, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted August 5, 2013 Create the shittest match you can think of. Â Ron vs Don. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted August 5, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted August 5, 2013 Sharmell vs. Jenna Morasca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waylonmercy Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Red Rooster v Mideon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JLM Posted August 5, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted August 5, 2013 Giant Silva vs. The Great Khali would be a decent candidate for this thread, except New Japan made it a reality in 2007: Â http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhjWr9nFvK8 Â I was oddly disappointed by this because I generally enjoy giant vs giant matches for the spectacle of it all. All they need to do is some stalling and staring down, a bit of clubberng, then they just need to put over how hard it is for each to move the other and then throw in a couple of half decent spots where one does in fact succeed in knocking over the other. Them being big and slow and immobile shouldn't be a problem at all, and in this match I think the issue is that Khali starts to take bumps for things way before they actually happen, so these two massive guys smacking into each other has no impact whatsoever. I assume it's because he's trying to protect himself but it makes it look like he has the worst timing of anyone ever. The running... thing... that happens before the finish looks utterly atrocious and it's mostly because Khali is already sitting down before he gets touched. Â Also the chokeslam is baaad. Â Also don't do a fucking abdominal stretch guys. You're not supposed to be wrasslin' out there. Â Silva getting thrown off the top rope was cool though, and I'd say Silva has a better idea of how to work as a giant than Khali. Just looking at the crowd and roaring as if to say "look how fucking massive I am!!!" is all you really need to do and he has that down at least. Â It's worth noting that this clip features the best 4 minutes of what, according to the on screen graphic, was a 10 minute match. Ewww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpiritOfTheForest Posted August 5, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted August 5, 2013 This is probably tantamount to heresy on here but for me John Cena vs Hulk Hogan. Just thinking about it makes me nauseous. The scary thing is it could potentially happen one day. Also, Mark Henry vs Giant Gonzales. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jm29195 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 The Harris Bros vs Gymini... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallicks Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Usos vs PTP on this week's Main Event was absolutely horrible. Armdrag. Armbar. Armdrag. Armbar. Repeat ad infinitum ad nauseum. It felt like would never end. Worst match I've seen since God knows when. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeRobertsParoleOfficer Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Id have to go with Nailz vs David Flair (wcw version) itd be horrid on every level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members martyngnr Posted August 5, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted August 5, 2013 Red Rooster v Mideon I'm not having that, Terry Taylor was great. The Rooster is a shite gimmick but he's a great wrestler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ShortOrderCook Posted August 5, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted August 5, 2013 Mr. Anderson vs Kassius Ohno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronSheik Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Nailz V Andrea the Giant (strangle fest) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted August 5, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted August 5, 2013 Modern day Bret Hart v the two Wyatt lumps, for 10 minutes. Â Bret Hart can't bump or take any blows to the head and the two Wyatt lads only seem to know how to club people in a really awkward way. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted August 5, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted August 5, 2013 Nailz V Andrea the Giant (strangle fest) lolz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Giant Gonzalez vs Big Daddy - 'Orrible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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