Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted August 1, 2013 Moderators Share Posted August 1, 2013 Seen those in London. Not necessarily in pubs, but they're definitely about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted August 1, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted August 1, 2013 Online Deli.com would solve the problem of worrying if the packet of bacon or pork chops you ordered in your online shop are going to be 99% fat and rind by allowing you to interact with our live deli counter and the butchers serving on it by choosing your own meat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 They should have machines in pubs and clubs that have disposable runners/sneakers/pumps for women, coz I'm sick of (a) Listening to women moan about wearing high heels on cobblestones and/or having to walk too far for a taxi in them (b) Giving a jockeyback to a lady and finding fake tan skidmarks on my good shirts, especially if they are light coloured ones. Â I'm fairly certain that exists already. In fact, I'm sure it was on Dragons Den! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted August 1, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted August 1, 2013 "Duncan Donuts" Â It's basically a Dunkin' Donuts stand but Duncan Bannatyne operates it. A while ago I don't think he'd have went for it but now he's in massive debt he could probably do with a class idea and a steady job. Â Same with "Hilary Duvets" but I'm waiting for her to hit rock bottom first too. They're just duvets with her face on that smell like smoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted August 1, 2013 Awards Moderator Share Posted August 1, 2013 Online Deli.com would solve the problem of worrying if the packet of bacon or pork chops you ordered in your online shop are going to be 99% fat and rind by allowing you to interact with our live deli counter and the butchers serving on it by choosing your own meat! Â There's usually a space to put notes on your order. Specify it there. If they don't, that's what the Distance Selling Regulations are for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted August 1, 2013 Moderators Share Posted August 1, 2013 A cigarette machine in pubs and clubs that give out, say, five fags and a super cheapo lighter for those who only smoke when they drink. Yeah that was always something I talked about pubs having. Sometimes you just want a single cigarette and not a pack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted August 1, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted August 1, 2013 Online Deli.com would solve the problem of worrying if the packet of bacon or pork chops you ordered in your online shop are going to be 99% fat and rind by allowing you to interact with our live deli counter and the butchers serving on it by choosing your own meat! Â There's usually a space to put notes on your order. Specify it there. If they don't, that's what the Distance Selling Regulations are for. Â Aww shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallicks Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 You know when you're hosting a party and you're worried about your cake getting ruined? What about a plastic dome type of thing to cover it before it gets eaten? Â We could call it "Cake Shield". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 When you eat your 99 its brilliant because you have no rubbish - you eat the cone. Well I want an edible cereal bowl so I don't have to wash the bastard in a morning when I've finished my Coco Pops. And spoon too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted August 1, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted August 1, 2013 Online Deli.com would solve the problem of worrying if the packet of bacon or pork chops you ordered in your online shop are going to be 99% fat and rind by allowing you to interact with our live deli counter and the butchers serving on it by choosing your own meat! Â There's usually a space to put notes on your order. Specify it there. If they don't, that's what the Distance Selling Regulations are for. Â Aww shit. Â Food is exempt from the regulations as it's perishable and thus not much use if you return it after a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted August 1, 2013 Awards Moderator Share Posted August 1, 2013 So Dragons, I'm asking for a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted August 1, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted August 1, 2013 I think the Gladiators idea definitely has legs for Stag weekends, beats going Go-Karting again. Insurance would probably be a bastard though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jaffa Posted August 1, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted August 1, 2013 I'm looking for investment to help me build a golf ball with a built in flag that activates when you can't find it. Â It'd pop out like a car aerial when you click a button from a small wristband (using technology from NASA or somewhere). You can then walk straight to your ball that's buried in the rough and replace it with another ball (units sold would increase as you won't be able to reset the ball). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted August 2, 2013 Awards Moderator Share Posted August 2, 2013 Online Deli.com would solve the problem of worrying if the packet of bacon or pork chops you ordered in your online shop are going to be 99% fat and rind by allowing you to interact with our live deli counter and the butchers serving on it by choosing your own meat! Â There's usually a space to put notes on your order. Specify it there. If they don't, that's what the Distance Selling Regulations are for. Â Aww shit. Â Food is exempt from the regulations as it's perishable and thus not much use if you return it after a week. Â Good shout John, I should've remembered that. Â In that case, that's what social media's for. "Look at the rind on my shitting bacon that @mr_pig sent me! <instagram> #badbacon" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 I'm looking for investment to help me build a golf ball with a built in flag that activates when you can't find it. It'd pop out like a car aerial when you click a button from a small wristband (using technology from NASA or somewhere). You can then walk straight to your ball that's buried in the rough and replace it with another ball (units sold would increase as you won't be able to reset the ball).  How about a golf ball with a cheap GPS chip? You have a handset that you can use to locate it in the rough. Higher unit price but re-usable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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