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Most of the names mentioned on this thread are mid card at best but this guy has been multiple times champion because he makes merch money but in the ring he has 4 moves, 3 of which he sucks at and couldnt sell a deckchair at the beach.

 

You must have thought Steve Austin was shit too then.

Austin pre "Owendriver" was a hell of a worker. After that he modified his act to suit his physical condition, whats cena's excuse.

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Andre - fat, immobile

Hogan - couldn't wrestle, only 5 moves

Austin - would have been a bigger star if only he's not got injured

Cena - limited moveset, can't sell

Dusty - fat, lisp

Flair - lisp, looked like an old man

Rock - bitch tits

 

It's a pity most fans aren't as discerning as sheffbag, wrestling would have been much better without that list of shitearses on top

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Most of the names mentioned on this thread are mid card at best but this guy has been multiple times champion because he makes merch money but in the ring he has 4 moves, 3 of which he sucks at and couldnt sell a deckchair at the beach.

 

You must have thought Steve Austin was shit too then.

Austin pre "Owendriver" was a hell of a worker. After that he modified his act to suit his physical condition, whats cena's excuse.

 

He was a hell of a worker after the piledriver as well. There's far, far, far more to pro wrestling and being good at it than matwork, working holds, and decent hiptosses.

 

Cena's body of work is far too strong now to be consuidered shite. Couple of crackers with Punk, the I quit Umaga match, managing a fine match with Khali, it goes on and on. You're just wrong. And what on earth does only having 4 moves got to do with anything? Lawler's probably only got the three, but he's one of the greatest workers ever. A vast array of moves have absolutely fuck all to do with how good a wrestler is. Doing 4 moves that are over is far superior to 40 that aren't.

 

This thread is for wrestlers worse than The Harris Brothers. How is Cena worse than the Harris Brothers? Have you seen The Harris Brothers? And if so, and you still think Cena is worse than them, how are your motor skills? Cognitive skills?

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After that he modified his act to suit his physical condition

 

During his peak main event years he only had two moves - the Thesz press and the Stunner. So he was shit, yeah? That's what matters, yeah?

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Did Buff Bagwell ever have a good, consistant run anywhere? He's always struck me as painfully sub-standard but i'd imagine he was a promising trainee or something similar.

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Bagwell and Scorpio were decent value.

 

Welcome to the UKFF pitseleh

 

Watched the video, thoughts on it

 

Body of work is based on one match (umaga, which admittedly is a very good match) so one match out of 10 years, thats great

 

Selling - according to the video he sells really well (shows example against Rey where he sells a leg injury by standing up out of an STF, lets examine the evidence from other matches

Recovering from a DDT on the concrete and pinning people in 72 seconds? top sell job

Been driven through a lighting rig by Ryback after a 15 min last man standing match yet doesnt need an ambulance? top sell job

Loses to punk at MITB then gives his "farewell" speech showing no signs of been out of breath or fatigued after such a long physical match

didnt show those did they?

How many times does he get "injured" in the run up to a match (such as ligament damage) then shows no effects of it as he runs to the ring

 

Highspots - Leg drop to the back of the head

cue video of him hitting Rock on the back nowehere near the head

 

Yeah. Those things you mentioned have nothing to do with selling. That's called booking.

 

And what do highspots have to do with how good someone is as a professional wrestler or not? Going by tha at shitload of some of the all time best would be "shit" as well.

 

Also, his body of work is far more than one match against Umaga. He also dragged someone approaching the good from Bobby Lashley.

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I think Butch should enforce/abuse his mod powers by renaming Sheffbag as 'Ron Harris'

 

Surely John Cena would hurt more?

It would, but John Cena is awesome. Sheffbag seems to have proven himself to be the UKFF equivalent of a Harris brother.

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Sheffbag is so far behind in this argument he is virtually sending his posts in by pigeon.

 

I think there Is a big difference between been on tv as a shitarse and been in your local leisure centre as a shitarse. Someone like Dicko Brixton was a shitarse in front of 7 people. You expect that at those shows. There is always going to be someone who shouldn't be in the ring because whoever is running the training school associated with the promotion, and they all have them has to keep the

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Cena, easy target but based on his position shouldnt the guy be able to sell or even throw a punch properly

 

I joined this forum to get away from people posting tripe like this.

Don't be downhearted, idiots like that really are few and far between on here, thankfully. And they always end up embarrassing themselves and then piping down.

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