Paid Members John Matrix Posted June 26, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted June 26, 2013 You have until 09:00 on Wednesday 3rd of July to vote for your favourite rapper.  Each has until that time to submit one 16 line response so you choose to vote blindly, based on the first effort, or you can wait until you've heard both raps.  Toilet Rapper  So we Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted June 26, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted June 26, 2013 Coconut's is brilliant. Frontrunner I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted June 26, 2013 Author Paid Members Share Posted June 26, 2013 I was going to impose a 2 vote deduction on the grounds of being late, but finding 16 different words that all rhyme with each other is a stroke of genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Shy Dad Posted June 26, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted June 26, 2013 Tetris has made my day, that was a stroke of genius. Can't go down without a fight though, expect my response at some stage. Â EDIT: looking at the votes, safe to say I've been destroyed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Shy Dad Posted June 26, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted June 26, 2013 I'm worried, are you trying to beat me for competition or pleasure? This ain't no Brokback Mountain, I'm sure as hell not Heath Ledger  I won't go down without a fight, that title is my treasure I'll put my foot up your ass, with a pin perfect measure  However, I'm getting bored of this 10 year old rhyming bit It's like battling a moron with a dictionary that doesn't know he's shit  You used blocks twice, what a crock of horse dick 16 lines and you can't even recognize, are you a bit thick?  You say you're the King, maybe I'm the young pretender But the next round goes down with you getting killed in a blender  And Tetris? How old are you, like fucking 40? Fitting blocks in cramped spaces, like a normal Saturday for you, right shorty?  I went GTA 4 on this, I merked your ass Dragged you out of your car, dildo bashed you till you pass  I may go down with a loss, but the real king keeps fighting Be careful with your glory holes, I hear your prone to biting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Coco B Ware was brilliant there He was nearly as good as my ace hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Only two votes so far? I expected three, Oh no, of course, your mum voted for me. She knew, you knew, I knew it would be, A scandal for your whole family, And thought to herself, quite naturally, How can I dodge this catastrophe? Anticipating this attempt to flee, I sent her an email, just to see, If she was tempted by my photography, She was, I responded, delicately, That I was Fame where your dad was Glee, And there's a spot in my German bed f Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Shy Dad Posted June 26, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted June 26, 2013 I openly bow the fuck down. Â Magnificent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Aces. Like Feste last year, Coconut is taking it to another level by setting himself a proper challenge each time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Bifkin Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Just suck each other's dicks already guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted July 3, 2013 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 3, 2013 For some reason, i cant update the original post, but King Coconut comes through with the most dominant win of the quarter finals winning 20 - 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Shy Dad Posted July 3, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted July 3, 2013 Well that's not embarrassing for me at all.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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