Paid Members eugenespeed Posted June 6, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted June 6, 2013 Half in the hope that you don't get a further 3 entrants by this evening, I'm in.Good lad! I daren't click on any of that thread from work, but it does remind me of a lad i went to school with who wrote a sex novel in the back of his English text book centred upon the relationship between Axel from Streets of Rage and the singer from 2 Unlimited.That is possibly the greatest thing I have read this year Madness ennit! You found his text book? Between that and the footballers cock length league table, there was some solid work being done at Eastholm.No, just the concept sounds hysterical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted June 6, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted June 6, 2013 What's the cock length table? I'm very intrigued... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted June 6, 2013 Author Paid Members Share Posted June 6, 2013 It's dated somewhat, but he'd written a list of footballers penis sizes starting with the longest first. Â Marcel Desailly was a comfortable winner with 15 inches. George Weah came in second at 13. Â I think Phil Stamp was bottom at 1 inch. Â No source was ever provided. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted June 6, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted June 6, 2013 It's dated somewhat, but he'd written a list of footballers penis sizes starting with the longest first.Marcel Desailly was a comfortable winner with 15 inches.George Weah came in second at 13.I think Phil Stamp was bottom at 1 inch.No source was ever provided.I remember seeing Desailly's once during a Champions League game in about 2000, I'd say it was. He was injured on the ground and the camera was on him as he lay down. A physio came on and Desailly put his hands down his trunks and adjusted himself and it looked like Jabba the Hut was down there. Striking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted June 6, 2013 Author Paid Members Share Posted June 6, 2013 Ah well, we know what Ron Atkinson was referring to with the 'thick' then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted June 6, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted June 6, 2013 Bugger, only just seen this, is there still a spot free? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 I think it's full already. Better get off to another thread, eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted June 6, 2013 Author Paid Members Share Posted June 6, 2013 Yes sir. Including you, that gives us *da de da de daaaa....* SIX. I can take a place if no one else steps up, so that leaves one or two spots if people want onboard.I wont be online now until Thursday next week, so if there's a couple of others step up between now and then, i'll get the ball rolling on it as soon as i get back, just to keep King Coconut's bumhole twitching a little longer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted June 6, 2013 Awards Moderator Share Posted June 6, 2013 ... So I don't win by default? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted June 13, 2013 Author Paid Members Share Posted June 13, 2013 Ok, comprise is needed. Here's what i suggest...Got 7 entrants including myself. Three first round heats, three from 6 advance - as defending champ, HarmonicGenerator gets a bye to the semis.If you guys who showed an interest are up for that, let me know and we'll get the show on the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted June 13, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted June 13, 2013 Sounds fine to me, Harmonic should get a Bye for winning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Sounds good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted June 13, 2013 Awards Moderator Share Posted June 13, 2013 I'll take that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane O' Mac Version 2 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Still keen, let's get it started! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handspants Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 I'll gladly take part if there's still an option to do so. yo.I think my confidence may currently be slightly bouyed by listening to Ready to Die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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