Paid Members Gus Mears Posted July 2, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted July 2, 2019 "Everyone in the world has forgotten Gary Sparrow... Everyone except Jack"Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted July 3, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted July 3, 2019 20 minutes ago, johnnyboy said: Midsommar Yesterday has Tamwar and you'd swear Big Mo was in this. Ari Aster spoiler...   Reveal hidden contents Yes, there's random cock.  Wicker Man vibes with a bubbling uneasy dread rather than relying on jump scares. I'll never be able to look at IKEA or a Volvo in the same light. How about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted July 4, 2019 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 4, 2019 Midsommar was the usual 2010s horror film. Slow moving, almost nothing happens, thinks it has depth but has fuck all, SHOCK ENDING. Nah mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Supremo Posted July 4, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted July 4, 2019 We chose Toy Story 4 for my son’s first trip to the cinema. I wasn’t that excited myself since it felt completely unnecessary to make another one, but I absolutely loved it. Watching it with my son gasping at all the dramatic bits and whispering a million questions was incredible and I was a teary wreck by the end. As good, if not better than 3. I’d rank them 1432. I immediately went and bought my son a Forky action figure. Brilliant character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted July 4, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted July 4, 2019 42 minutes ago, Supremo said: We chose Toy Story 4 for my son’s first trip to the cinema. I wasn’t that excited myself since it felt completely unnecessary to make another one, but I absolutely loved it. Watching it with my son gasping at all the dramatic bits and whispering a million questions was incredible and I was a teary wreck by the end. As good, if not better than 3. I’d rank them 1432. I immediately went and bought my son a Forky action figure. Brilliant character. Similar experience with my daughter. Whilst she’s been a fair few times to the cinema by now, this was the movie at the cinema she most reacted to, and had her first cry (with her old man). Forky was my favourite but she preferred Ducky and Bunny. Off to see it again on Sunday, taking my son this time to an Autism screening, and while I didn’t live it as much as you, I’m really looking forward to seeing it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted July 5, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted July 5, 2019 Toy Story 4 spoilers https://www.digitalspy.com/movies/a28276879/toy-story-4-ending-bonnie-villain/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted July 5, 2019 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 5, 2019 Just got back from Anna. If you've seen a Luc Besson film before then you've already seen it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Another one of the rapists little wank fantasies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted July 5, 2019 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 5, 2019 Pretty much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Toy Story 4 was good, but nowhere near as good as 3. It wasn’t as funny as it thought it was either. Kids loved it though and have it as the best one so what do I know? It goes 3142 for me. Next one is 100% going to be named Toy 5tory isn’t it, which is very shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted July 8, 2019 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 8, 2019 If you want jokes about sexual assault, several attempted murders, and a near rape, be sure to check out new kids' film The Queen's Corgi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 What is it with kids films about dogs being really fucking creepy? There was that other one that was essentially telling kids it's ok for adults to touch your genitals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted July 8, 2019 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 8, 2019 That was Show Dogs, which did feature at least one good moment, and that was the bomb disposal dog with an anxiety disorder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted July 13, 2019 Awards Moderator Share Posted July 13, 2019 The little voice in my head that makes me watch terrible films on Netflix made me watch The Dark Tower tonight. Tower of shite, more like. Awful. I’m going to bed before I accidentally-not-accidentally put The Happytime Murders on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIDDUM_N_STYLE Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 7 minutes ago, HarmonicGenerator said: The little voice in my head that makes me watch terrible films on Netflix made me watch The Dark Tower tonight. Tower of shite, more like. Awful. I’m going to bed before I accidentally-not-accidentally put The Happytime Murders on. Whatever you do resist the urge to put that pile of shit on, I did it last week and it's an hour and a half I'll never get back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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