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Lefty

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I'll have Bruce Forsyth. His attractive foreign wife will shag him to death.

 

Is that the one he used to wheel out every year for The Generation Game finals? "Oh great, it's the fucking Lambada. AGAIN".

 

Longshot but i'm going with Aaron Ramsey when President Bashar al-Assad scores live on ITV in this years Soccer Aid.

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I'm prognosticating that due to the furor over allegations of his non-consensual involvement with the female kind during the peak of his fame, Stuart Hall will have a strained exit from this mortal coil, quite likely in his own bed counting for days where the hubris will blow over; days that may not ever happen while he's alive.

 

Low-undulating plant vulva, I know.

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Well, let's start with Zsa Zsa Gabor, eventually something vital will be amputated from her.

 

And then, let's have everyone's favourite Royal, HRH The Duke of Edinburgh, he's gotta be close to it, and a great grandkid might be the push over the edge for him

 

Finally, much as I'd hate it...Stan Lee. Just, well, just because.

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