Moderators PowerButchi Posted December 23, 2012 Moderators Share Posted December 23, 2012 For Mark Henry to never step foot in a wrestling ring again  Don't like you anymore, you nasty pasty. I hope you get AIDS for Christmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted December 23, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted December 23, 2012 For CM Punk to face Stone Cold Steve Austin at Wrestlemania 30 in the main event You should maybe save that one for next Christmas. Tajiri Claus works on a year-to-year basis. What if you are a little cunt next year and dont deserve any presents? If he grants that wish, next years Christmas is sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpiritOfTheForest Posted December 23, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted December 23, 2012 Yeah asking for a present a year in advance is perhaps a tad cheeky. The UKFF once again helps show the true meaning of Christmas. Nevertheless, I'm going to be a spoiled little shit and ask our oriental Father Christmas for it anyway and take the risk of getting nothing but coal in the belief that were such a plea to be successful, it would be more than worth the possibility of Yuletide tears. Â The Menry thing stays however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew "the ref" coyne Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Sting as a surprise in the 'Rumble, the countdown hits 0 and the lights flash as he comes down from the rafters and knocks out a bunch of jobbers and midcarders with his bat. Stinger ends up winning the whole thing and stalks Punk, eventually beating the grease out of him at 'Mania. Yes, i sound like I'm 12 and what?  Oh man I want this too happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted December 23, 2012 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted December 23, 2012 Coal? No, no, no. If you've been bad, Tajiri Claus sneaks down the chimney like a tarantula and mists you in the face. So be good for goodness' sake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted December 23, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted December 23, 2012 Ultimate Warrior turns up and wins the Rumble, leading to that Rock v Warrior title match we all want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted December 23, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted December 23, 2012 Dear Tajiri Claus, Â All I want for Christmas is Mark Henry to return and start killing everyone again. Â Many thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killjoy_Gee Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 I think asking Tajiri Claus for Austin/Punk at 'Mania 30 is okay, because it could be a year in the making like Dwayne/Cena's (supposedly) once in a lifetime match. Â Thus, happens in this calendar year. Â And next Christmas you could ask Asian Father Christmas for the match to be the best of the decade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ShortOrderCook Posted December 23, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted December 23, 2012 Menry is coming back at the Rumble to take names and split wigs, he'll be in the final four with Ryback, Cena and Sheamus. I can feel it in my bones! Â Triple H is an awesome, awesome man. I have so much love for him these days. We are in good hands I feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted December 23, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted December 23, 2012 When Triple H takes over the whole business will go under. He's been at the top for years now and business is down the toilet. With him in charge it's just going to continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ShortOrderCook Posted December 23, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted December 23, 2012 You think business is down because Triple H has more power? You really think he's been really at the top for years now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_dust Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 When Triple H takes over the whole business will go under. He's been at the top for years now and business is down the toilet. With him in charge it's just going to continue. Â Since Triple H had so much power he's worked 2 matches a year as a special attraction, never even hinted at being near the title, stopped signing bints for the diva's division, signed Sara Del Ray to train up the divas that are in development, worked on restablishing a tag division, used long title reigns, hired people like Hero & Claudio who can talk and actually work in the ring and you know just generally put less crap on tv. How is that on a bigger scale going to kill the business? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted December 23, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted December 23, 2012 You think business is down because Triple H has more power? You really think he's been really at the top for years now? Â No, what I'm saying is that a lot of people assume that when Triple H takes over that everything will pick up and get better. But the guy has been heavily involved in the behind the scenes and had a ton of power for years now, if he had any good new ideas they would have been put into practice by now and business might not be in the toilet. When I said "at the top" I meant the top of the organisation, not the top of the card. Â But a proper discussion on that is probably for another less light hearted thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members niff Posted December 23, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted December 23, 2012 Sting as a surprise in the 'Rumble, the countdown hits 0 and the lights flash as he comes down from the rafters and knocks out a bunch of jobbers and midcarders with his bat. Stinger ends up winning the whole thing and stalks Punk, eventually beating the grease out of him at 'Mania. Yes, i sound like I'm 12 and what?  Oh man I want this too happen.  This sounds fantastic, but deep down I'd probably wish for Angle instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shovanist Pig Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 There aren't enough loonies around in wrestling today. I'm talking complete and utter loons. Proper fucking nut jobs. Â So I want this bloke back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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