Keith Houchen Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 The two I used to use (when I could be arsed) was to say I was Detective Mills and this is a crime scene, Mr Houchen has been murdered and you've called here a few times, we'd like to take you in for questioning. The one that got shot of them quicker was to make out that the guy phoning was the bloke I shagged after Saturday night at the leather bar and was glad he called after I wrote my number on his cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Snake Plissken Posted November 22, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 22, 2012 If you take a gander on You Tube you can find quite a few of these calls and sometimes the hysterical lengths people goto to wind them up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Up Chuck Posted November 22, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 22, 2012 Both of those are excellent and I will be stealing them in the near future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted November 22, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 22, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members niff Posted November 22, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 22, 2012 If Indian Daniel rang me it'd be too tempting to shout "Yes!! Yes!! Yes!!" down the phone to his every question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandingo's Donger Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 They called when i was staying round my sisters last Christmas, as soon as they said something about my pc having a virus i told them to shove their scams up their arse before i track him down and shove my cock up there. Â At which point the nice polite young Asian man on the other end of the line said thankyou very much in his poshest voice and hung up. Â That wasn't quite the reaction i was hoping for! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted November 22, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 22, 2012 My brother's mate had a nasty one where an Indian guy phoned him up, claiming he was from his ISP, and accused him of looking up some nasty porn. Guy then flat out asked him for his bank account details so they could take Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted November 22, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 22, 2012 I keep getting called by a number from Fresno CA, I never get to the phone in time to answer it and tell them to fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyT Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 i want a call from these guys. how do you go about getting on their list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted November 22, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 22, 2012 i want a call from these guys. how do you go about getting on their list? Live with an oldie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted November 23, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 23, 2012 Mate answered one of these and told them he owned a Mac. Â Scammers decided to stop scamming him and just insult him for 5 minutes. Best thing I heard for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted November 23, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 23, 2012 I keep a whistle by the phone and if any of these cunts ring they get it, Suprisingly the number of calls I recieve from scammers seems to be going down. I guess they are starting to get the message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelEdge Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 My favourite trick is to make random animal noises down the phone to them for every 3rd question, then carry on as if nothing has happened. I've also broke down in tears saying that I just wanted someone to talk to and tried to strike up a conversation about things like football, prostitutes, and the war in Iraq. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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