King Pitcos Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 It wouldn't work. Big fat tag teams were perfect for the squash match era. In those days, they might only have to lose on telly once every three months if that, and even then it'd be by count-out or something. When they're losing every other week to Tyson Kidd and Justin Gabriel, it defeats the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted November 18, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 18, 2012 It wouldn't work. Big fat tag teams were perfect for the squash match era. In those days, they might only have to lose on telly once every three months if that, and even then it'd be by count-out or something. When they're losing every other week to Tyson Kidd and Justin Gabriel, it defeats the point. Good point, but that's a problem with the current booking mentality, rather than monster heel tag teams themselves. If they wanted to do it properly, they could put those two guys together as a heel team, have them kill some jobbers, dominate the division, win the belts, hold them six months, then drop them to Kidd and Gabriel on a PPV and everyone's a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Eddie Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Touched a nerve  Oh yeah, obviously. I have a huge fapper hard-on for no-nonsense smasherizers like bad-ass Brodus. Big tough wrestlers who's gimmick is being a big tough bastard are all the rage with us workrate fappers. We love Vader, Big Daddy V, Sid, guys like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted November 18, 2012 Moderators Share Posted November 18, 2012 They do love Vader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Yeah, you don't seem bothered at all, Eddie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Eddie Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Yeah, you don't seem bothered at all, Eddie. Your implication that I actually am bothered is pretty moronic. I replied hours later in an entirely non-angry nor sweary manner. That's fine though, picture me getting all angry and red-faced if it makes you feel better. Â Why does "not having a stupid gimmick" mean the exact same thing to you as "he doesn't need ANY gimmick, just workrate and internet pandering"? Â Perhaps you'd have preferred Polka Dots Vader or Dancin' Bam-Bam Bigelow, rather than the tough-guy ass-kickers we got? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted November 19, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 19, 2012 Hey, Bam Bam liked a dance as well as the next bloke. Those cartwheels were lovely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Eddie Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Hey, Bam Bam liked a dance as well as the next bloke. Those cartwheels were lovely. Cartwheeling wrestlers are just great, full stop. Rick Martel, The Genius, Bam Bam, Damien Sandow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 And Brodus has never sat there crying and calling himself a fat piece of shit. On-camera, at least. Edit: Yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Eddie Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 And Brodus has never sat there crying and calling himself a fat piece of shit. On-camera, at least. Edit: Yet. Â Sorry, you've lost me? What does this have to do with what we were talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 He's tougher than Vader, despite polka dots or dancing or having a gimmick or trying to entertain fans or all those other things you hate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Eddie Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 He's tougher than Vader, despite polka dots or dancing or having a gimmick or trying to entertain fans or all those other things you hate. Oh right, so you didn't actually have a relevant point to make, just more silly talk. Â Enough with clogging this thread up I think. Â Â ---- Â Â They should sack Camacho, just in the hope it pisses his dad off and he comes back for a "revenge" run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.PeterVenkman Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Just looked at the roster on Wikipedia and after deciding Orton needs to go after being bored watching him in Sky Plus x30 Fast Forward during Raw, here's my full list  Orton - stale as a face, will be stale as a heel after 1 week, just fuck him off and bring him back in a couple of years, or don't, who cares? Derrick Bateman - not stale but looks like a wanker, so unless they have him as some dickhead heel just sack him Ezekiel Jackson - looks hard until the bell rings, then he looks soft as shite, sack him Khali - Can't do anything convincingly, even walk, fuck him off Jack Swagger - Bland, looks like a mongy Kurt Angle fan, sack him despite his fit wife Evan Bourne - Justin Gabriel does basically the same job but isn't a pot head Ted Dibiase - have him lose to every Diva on the way out then have his dad turn up on the ramp and go "You're shite son", hate him so sack him Yoshi Tatsu - Pointless, his music sounds like something off a kids tv show (which might be the point to be fair), sack him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackpot Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Ezekiel Jackson - looks hard until the bell rings, then he looks soft as shite, sack him  He reminds me so much of Ahmed Johnson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.PeterVenkman Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Ezekiel Jackson - looks hard until the bell rings, then he looks soft as shite, sack him  He reminds me so much of Ahmed Johnson.  Ahmed Johnson was over for 6 months at least, and had a decent finisher, he's fuck all like him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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