hallicks Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 So many great stories on this thread. Reading it at work and desperately trying not to laugh out loud, or I"ll have to explain to REAL people what I'm looking at. Just to check - have we surrendered our status as actual people of the world by being fans of wrestling? Other people are more "real" by not liking wrestling? I like that, for some reason. Â he went up to some women with a replica IC Belt and apparently remarked "How about a shot at the Champ" Â There's so many things wrong here, it's amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted November 28, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 28, 2012 Other people are more "real" by not liking wrestling? I like that, for some reason. Â Yeah, I've long referred to "talking about wrestling in front of real people" as though we aren't for liking it. Â BRODUS CLAY FUCKING ENTRANCE!! Â I always found wanking in public embarrassing as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members garynysmon Posted November 28, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 28, 2012 To most people, Wrestling is two half naked men rolling around in oil and pretending to fight. There's a lot of people who'd rather not let everyone know they watch it, and is not something i'd broadcast off the rooftops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted November 28, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 28, 2012 To most people, Wrestling is two half naked men rolling around in oil and pretending to fight. There's a lot of people who'd rather not let everyone know they watch it, and is not something i'd broadcast off the rooftops! Â I've had similar comments about watching MMA. Not the pretending bit but certainly the 'half naked men rolling about' bit. To people who don't know what's actually going on in MMA on the ground, some of the positions must look well dodgy. Â Terms like rear naked choke don't help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshC Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 I always think MMA looks almost comical with all those half-naked blokes rolling around. Certainly more in your face than wrestling in that respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heath Scumm Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Oh boy! Some sick stuff on this discussion thread! Â That's why I just watch Japanese wrestling, nothing embarassing or hard to explain there! Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Watched RAW when in Canada a few years back. Â Had to attempt to explain the Eugene character to my hosts. Â Horrid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted November 28, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 28, 2012 I bet they had equal difficulty explaining Canadian culture to you, mind. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 I hate getting rumbled on wrestling sites at work. There's really no way to believably explain why I've got pictures of oiled-up sacks of muscle on my screen and keep face. It's one of those strange situations where it's sometimes better to say I'm a noofter than to admit I'm actually reading about wrestling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members garynysmon Posted November 28, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 28, 2012 In fairness though, you're not really helping your own situation by having a topless Asian man in your own sig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_H Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Royal Rumble 2000 on channel 4. Happily watching in bed, was particularly pleased (being 15 at the time) when the swimsuit competition came on. Was somewhat engrossed in that then Mae Young came out. Thought nothing would really happen but let out an audible scream when she exposed herself - cue my dad sprinting in to make sure I was ok... more than a bit uncomfortable!  I just logged in to say that never happened. Would have been about 2am at the time. Think of another lie please  What's your point? I think the only inaccuracy is that I actually would have been 16 when I think about it. Oh and just to clarify, it certainly wasn't a scream of pleasure lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted November 28, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 28, 2012 Â BTW since there was no context provided to this gif, allow me to provide the story. This is Hustle, where nothing made sense. Muta has just misted Yinling in the crotch. In the story, this made her pregnant. She was then said to lay an egg. After a suitable incubation period, the egg hatched revealing (obviously) Akebono. For a while, mother, father and child operated well as a six-person faction/family but eventually Akebono and Yinling fell out. They had a match which Bono won by sitting on his mother. Unfortunately, this had the effect of killing her. They seemed to reconcile as she lay "dying in Akebono's arms." Â Thus ended the first alien-mist-egg-rape opera in wrestling history, but I think you'll agree hopefully not the last. Â Â Don't ask about the guy dressed as M Bison. Â Â So YEAH. Don't watch Hustle in front of real people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ShortOrderCook Posted November 28, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 28, 2012 That sounds ridiculously fabulous. If Mutas green sperm mist simply gets her pregnant, why in the gif does it appear to kill her and Muta is declared the winner? The gif makes it look like some messed up Mortal Kombat 'Finish Him' style fatality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heath Scumm Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Â Don't ask about the guy dressed as M Bison. Â Generalissimo Takada FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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