Blaze Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Royal Rumble 2000 on channel 4. Happily watching in bed, was particularly pleased (being 15 at the time) when the swimsuit competition came on. Was somewhat engrossed in that then Mae Young came out. Thought nothing would really happen but let out an audible scream when she exposed herself - cue my dad sprinting in to make sure I was ok... more than a bit uncomfortable! Â I just logged in to say that never happened. Would have been about 2am at the time. Think of another lie please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Yeah, dads would never hear their kids screaming at 2am and think something was wrong. Should've thought it through more, Dave_H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEWM Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Royal Rumble 2000 on channel 4. Happily watching in bed, was particularly pleased (being 15 at the time) when the swimsuit competition came on. Was somewhat engrossed in that then Mae Young came out. Thought nothing would really happen but let out an audible scream when she exposed herself - cue my dad sprinting in to make sure I was ok... more than a bit uncomfortable!  I just logged in to say that never happened. Would have been about 2am at the time. Think of another lie please  Isn't the whole point of the anecdote that his Dad thought his kid was asleep but in fact was gawking at a coffin dodger's tits in the middle of the night under the guise of watching a wrestling PPV? Seems plausible enough to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaaaaad! Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I just logged in to say that never happened. Would have been about 2am at the time. Think of another lie please I just logged in to say you're a fucking idiot. Feel free to stay logged out in future. I honestly don't think anyone will mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamp Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 My flatmate walked in my room at the exact moment where Beaker from The Muppets gave Santino a potion to help him win. He mentions it at least once a week now, and when i bought the WWE 13 game he asked if The Muppets were in it. So yeah, cheers for that one Vince!  Vince is awesome for bringing the Muppets in. I'm pretty sure that I actually watched that show (I'm by no means a frequent viewer) although ended up mainly just watching the Muppet bits.  I'd have also purchased he WWE 13 game on release day if the Muppets would have been in it. That would have been awesome. Think of the matches! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted November 24, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 24, 2012 Yeah, dads would never hear their kids screaming at 2am and think something was wrong. Â Indeed. Whenever that's happened in our house, we just turn the telly on to drown it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew "the ref" coyne Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 I remember once watching a ECW DVD. As I was watching it, my housemates dad walked in and said "ah! Wrestling, I used to watch WOS when I was younger." Â He sat next to me to watch the match. I can't remember the specific match, but thankfully it was a pretty respectable contest. Nothing stupid... Pretty good paced match with decent moves and counter moves etc. I could tell the old guy was liking it.... Â Then two skimpily dressed whores ran into the ring and proceeded to cat fight to set up the dirty finish. Sooo cringy and the whole mood went downhill from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSM Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 I remember one time when I was living with my parents I was watching an old ECW DVD and Buh Buh Ray was abusing the crowd. In one loud motion he shouted to one fan something along the lines of "You couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful for fifties motherfucker!" At the exact time my dad walked past the door and poked his head in. Being used to WWE stuff only he couldn't grasp that Buh Buh was swearing and just quietly kept on walking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviearlo Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Royal Rumble 2000 on channel 4. Happily watching in bed, was particularly pleased (being 15 at the time) when the swimsuit competition came on. Was somewhat engrossed in that then Mae Young came out. Thought nothing would really happen but let out an audible scream when she exposed herself - cue my dad sprinting in to make sure I was ok... more than a bit uncomfortable!  I just logged in to say that never happened. Would have been about 2am at the time. Think of another lie please  Isn't the whole point of the anecdote that his Dad thought his kid was asleep but in fact was gawking at a coffin dodger's tits in the middle of the night under the guise of watching a wrestling PPV? Seems plausible enough to me.  I taped it and watched the next night with the girlfriend next to me on the settee  I made a big song and dance about how I had to watch the rumble that night as its so different, best match of the year etc.  Not only did I get some looks for watching a bikini contest on a wrestling show, to then have an old lady reveal herself got a right telling  That show should have had a C4 red triangle on it  I think I read that C4 made the decision to pull their WWF contract after that episode. mae Youngs moment cost us free to air WWF/E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrington Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Back in those days I didn't understand just how dirty Al Snows opening to his entrance theme was. I used to watch live wire every week before I realised my friend watched Raw on the Friday. My sisters would sit with me and watch as one fancied Stone Cold, and the other fancied The Rock. So my mum would sit there and then out blasted "what does everybody want?" The crowd yelled "head" my mum looked up. "What did they say?" I told her it was "what does everybody want? HEAD!" and she put her hand over her mouth looking shocked. So I said "he has a headwhich he carries that's what it means duh". She proceeded to laugh and tell my step dad. Then every now and then I'd hear him yell it at my mum. I later realised, I didn't want to hear that. And they'd always decide to be in the room when Vinnie Mac went off on one. Then my mum would say "oh for god sake what's the matter with this fucking idiot?" My sisters boyfriend would make comments like "that's not how you sit down" whenever someone would hit someone with a chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted November 26, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 26, 2012 I may have told you this story before. When my and my best mate were watching the WWF in 1997 when the Godwinns were coming out with Dirty White Boy playing their Uncle Cletus, I used to amuse myself by referring to him as "Uncle Clitoris." So one day Tom takes a tape of that week's Raw home to watch with his brother. As their old man is passing through the room, Tom is heard to point out "Uncle Clitoris" to little James. Â In short, when Tom failed to understand why his dad was very cross at using that word in front of his little brother, Big Phil had to explain to Tom what a clitoris was. Red-faced, he was round my house later that day insisting it was my fault and I should have known he might not know what a clitoris was. We were 15. Â EDIT - shit, when will I remember that the tape for Mania VIII starts with a promo vid for the WBF? NOT what you want your rents, mrs, mates or indeed any other human beings you've ever met walking in on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donedude Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 My girlfriend finds it difficult to watch the cage of death match with lufisto in it "why are they beating her up so badly shes a girl" coments are made alot. took me a while to explain to her what czw was. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted November 27, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 27, 2012 My girlfriend finds it difficult to watch the cage of death match with lufisto in it  I completely understand that.  "why are they beating her up so badly shes a girl" coments are made alot. took me a while to explain to her what czw was.  "Because they're retarded. She's retarded too." Done. Err... dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fox Piss Posted November 27, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 27, 2012 I was in Aiya Napa in the summer with friends. Â So one afternoon we are in a busy bar drinking when somebody turns over one sports channel to another which happens to be RAW. Â My friends made it very noticeable to everybody that i was a wrestling fan which turned me bring red (I blush all the fucking time) anyways i sly eye it to see who is on... Â BRODUS CLAY FUCKING ENTRANCE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Joe Joe Jr Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 My English teacher usually wanted to keep us quiet on Thursday afternoons, so would throw anything on or let us play conkers. One afternoon in 2003, he threw on SD. Everyone knew I was a huge fan, just around the time everyone else was dropping by the wayside. So I'm there telling people whose who. That's when they show the Big Show in the cubicle with diaorhea after Eddie spiked his food or something. Â Â I lost so much more of their self-respect. Even a really good main event tag match featuring Taker and Cena couldn't turn things around. Â Â I've probably had worse with my parents but they accept my problem now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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