jimufctna24 Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Not really watching wrestling but along the same theme. Â Me and a friend were in a Supermarket and I was buying the Legends of Wrestlemania Game a few years back. I was lining up to pay, when he asked to look at the game. Â Very loudly he shouted out "who the fuck is that" about Booby Heenan being on the cover, he then ranted loudly about the booking of Randy Orton for a good 45 seconds, surrounded by real people, all I could do was blush and want to kill him. Â The fucker always does it in front of real people, he greeted me at a bus station one day holding PowerSlam in his hand, I think it was the PS50, he held it up high and proclaimed "fucking number 5" I cannot remember who he was on about, but a bumbling oaf like him holding up a magazine with half-naked men in it in front of a crowded place made my cheeks go red yet again. Â Thank fuck I was not there when he went up to some women with a replica IC Belt and apparently remarked "How about a shot at the Champ" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannibal Man Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 My Dad hates the Bulldog and Bret match from Wembley. "Went on for ages and you could see him talking to him". It amazed me Bret Hart actually brought it up in his book that they were whispering move for move throughout the match, because my Dad has been banging on about how fake it looked for the last two decades. Â Summerslam '92 was the second tape I ever bought. Presumably my mum & dad allowed me the few hundred quid, or however much tapes cost in the early 90's, to buy it because i'd bored them both to fucking hell and back rewatching Royal Rumble '92 waiting for the ending to change. Similar to the above, there's a bit where Bulldog's in a sleeper or a chinlock and just starts nonchalantly pulling his shreddies back up, causing my mum to belt out "OH AYE HE'S REALLY IN PAIN THERE ISN'T HE" thus destroying the whole thing for me. Â My uncle Neil didn't actually mind watching a bit of wrestling, but due to reasons never quite explained to any of us - although my Granda once told us he was cleaning a car once and an automatic aerial went right up his nose and fucked him up from that point onwards - he was out of his fucking mind, and he had this insane aggressive tendency to point out to us how it was all fake, but not in your regular armchair dad laid back kind of "ah it's all gays pretendin' this" kind of way. He'd actually physically get up out of the chair and bash at the screen going "FUCKING LOOK AT THAT HE'S STAMPING THE FLOOR WHEN HE PUNCHES THE CUNT IF YOU DID THAT IN A PUB YOU'D BE FUCKING DEAD!!! FUCK OFF!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.PeterVenkman Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 I'm pretty lucky compared to some of the stories in this thread, only mildly embarrassing thing that's happened to me was watching the WM16 Ladder match with my Dad, he thought it was good and kept going "Christ this is a bit mad" and got into it, then D-Von did his ridiculous jellyfish Hogan rip off selling after some high risk move and that killed the match for my Dad, after this it was another ten minutes of "It might be risky but they are still basically stunt men" Â Fuck D-Von and his shite jellyfish selling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scunny_jim Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 I remember watching raw in 99 when it was the triple h stephanie story line my mum took a likeing to test and my dad saw the undertaker and kept saying its a different bloke never understood why my parents were like that then vowed never again to watch wrestling infront of real people again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shovanist Pig Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Not really watching wrestling but along the same theme.Me and a friend were in a Supermarket and I was buying the Legends of Wrestlemania Game a few years back. I was lining up to pay, when he asked to look at the game.Very loudly he shouted out "who the fuck is that" about Booby Heenan being on the cover, he then ranted loudly about the booking of Randy Orton for a good 45 seconds, surrounded by real people, all I could do was blush and want to kill him. The fucker always does it in front of real people, he greeted me at a bus station one day holding PowerSlam in his hand, I think it was the PS50, he held it up high and proclaimed "fucking number 5" I cannot remember who he was on about, but a bumbling oaf like him holding up a magazine with half-naked men in it in front of a crowded place made my cheeks go red yet again.Thank fuck I was not there when he went up to some women with a replica IC Belt and apparently remarked "How about a shot at the Champ"[/b]Is he a bit special? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimufctna24 Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 No, just socially unaware and a piss-head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthSeaTiger Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 No, just socially unaware and a piss-head. Â Â Is it Richie Freebird? Only joking Richie!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimufctna24 Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 no  The best one my lummox did was when his girlfriend visited once. His Mum brought him in a wrestling magazine just as she arrived, he made her sit there for 2 hours whilst he read it. He openly bragged about it to me over the phone the next day, they broke up a few weeks after.  I really wish I was making this up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 How old were they at the time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimufctna24 Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 He would have been well into his twenties, he is 27 now so maybe 24 or 25, it was only a few years back. I am not sure about her, I only saw pictures and she looked about 35, but another friend who met said she was younger than him, so maybe 21-22 Â Old enough to know better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaneIsMyDad Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 My flatmate walked in my room at the exact moment where Beaker from The Muppets gave Santino a potion to help him win. He mentions it at least once a week now, and when i bought the WWE 13 game he asked if The Muppets were in it. Â So yeah, cheers for that one Vince! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted November 23, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted November 23, 2012 I wonder if fans of the Muppets tell similar stories. "I was watching Kermit tell this belter of a joke and some poof in underpants walked on the screen. My mates ripped the piss out of me". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 My flatmate walked in my room at the exact moment where Beaker from The Muppets gave Santino a potion to help him win. He mentions it at least once a week now, and when i bought the WWE 13 game he asked if The Muppets were in it. So yeah, cheers for that one Vince!  Did he think it was real before that happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkship Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 no The best one my lummox did was when his girlfriend visited once. His Mum brought him in a wrestling magazine just as she arrived, he made her sit there for 2 hours whilst he read it. He openly bragged about it to me over the phone the next day, they broke up a few weeks after.  I really wish I was making this up  If it took him two hours to read, I'm guessing it wasn't Power Slam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted November 23, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 23, 2012 I was on ebay at university looking for some comps and a cock from my course looked over and asked about it. Â I started to explain in a half hearted fashion because he was a twat and I didn't really want to talk to him. He sees a death match comp and asks "so, does some one genuinely die then?" I laughed, assuming it to be a joke. It wasn't. I then had to explain how wrestling works. It's shocking that I've had to do this a couple of times if I'm honest. His main complaint then seemed to be its misleading calling it a death match. Â Like I said he was a twat. I once asked him what the main ingredient in hot chocolate was, the answer obviously being Errol Brown. I then spent quarter of an hour explaining who hot chocolate were and the play on words behind the joke as he wouldn't let it slide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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