Ridiculous Arguments

[John Matrix]

Radio phone in this morning I thought might make a decent topic on here.

 

What

[Frankie Crisp]

My ex once refused to speak to me for over a week; we were looking at photos of what she got up to over Christmas whilst I was on holiday and asked if I liked the top her sister was wearing, as she'd bought it for her. I said that she looked lovely. That was it. For about 8 or 9 days I got the silent treatment because she thought I fancied her sister.

 

The best/worst thing was, her sister was fucking horrendous and I was just being polite.

[King Pitcos]

Last Thursday watching boxing on telly, my mate's brother asked him to make a cup of tea and then nicked his seat while he was making it. My mate had a big tantrum, stormed off to bed and hasn't spoken to his brother since.

[kendal mint cake]

My girlfriend does stuff like this on the regular. it was not but half an hour ago that she stormed off upstairs because I said "You look a little tired". turns out she really wanted to fuck, but I'd just poured a cider and was enjoying the spurs game. My loss probably.

[Vamp]

My ex once refused to speak to me for over a week; we were looking at photos of what she got up to over Christmas whilst I was on holiday and asked if I liked the top her sister was wearing, as she'd bought it for her. I said that she looked lovely. That was it. For about 8 or 9 days I got the silent treatment because she thought I fancied her sister.The best/worst thing was, her sister was fucking horrendous and I was just being polite.

That's because the correct answer was "I'd like to see her out of it. Why don't we arrange a threesome?" Men, they just never learn...