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I reckon Pepsi is made of poison.

 

I never usually get it, because it has a tendency to make me go dizzy and get heart palpitations, so I haven

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I think I remember that one Keith, wasn't there a massive argument and some woman that none of them got on with? But yep this is one of the 5 nighter's. Some bloke from Stratford and 4 fairly loud women to put up with. The one I pulled is Friday's cook, so i'll get to see her house again.

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Hope you left some skiddy grunts behind her bed that she never found and the guests find them.

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That's what's really put me ever going off CDWM. When the guests are allowed to walk around at will and nose in your bedroom.

 

"Oh, it's an issue of WWF Raw magazine from 1997 and a pile of jazz mags! And an empty Castlemaine XXXX can full of dogends."

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I went through and deleted everybody I was following on Twitter a couple of days ago. I was following something like 700 people and found my timeline pretty much unreadable. I now have it down to something like 61. It's so much better, I can actually keep up. Interestingly for me out of 131 people following me I am following back less than half of them.

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That's what's really put me ever going off CDWM. When the guests are allowed to walk around at will and nose in your bedroom.

 

"Oh, it's an issue of WWF Raw magazine from 1997 and a pile of jazz mags! And an empty Castlemaine XXXX can full of dogends."

When my gaff was on it, The Amazing G said the producers had a nosey first, found nothing sordid so didn't bother sending the other guests in for a look.

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So my old copies of Escort would have guaranteed them going through my dogeared masturbation periodicals on TV then?

 

Has anyone and a mate talked in a certain way as a bit of a private joke and not been able to stop doing it regardless of who they're talking to? We talk to each other with bass voices, based on African American slang speak, about bodybuilding. And we can't stop talking like that even when we try and it's getting trying on people. I even just did it in an FB status without even fucking thinking about it.

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I have a friend that regularly quotes private jokes between the two of us when we're amongst a bigger crowd.

 

As we all know, private jokes arent funny when you're not in on them, and jokes in general arent funny when they need to be explained multiplying the awkwardness by a fuckload.

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Fucking shitty reflexes. Just talking to a mate on the phone and I'm going "Mmmm. Pump it. That's right. Mmm". It's driving me mad. I can't help it.

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Had a bit of a nasty virus yesterday. Watch out. Here are the symptons (fuck it, can't spell it).

 

Went to the toilet around 2am on Weds morning feeling PERFECTLY FINE. Do a pee and the urine suddenly changes from its normal colour to something you'd see in a "Nightmare on Elm Street" scene. Wasn't blood, but it was like a browny colour.

 

After that, I have to have a quick seat on the toilet (as my dick is burning, to be honest). I'm sitting on the toilet and the runs start happening without me even doing anything to start it. Still sitting on the pan and I then start projectile vomiting all over the bathroom floor. If that was an Olympic sport, I'd be king. My bro (who was luckily staying with us) had to basically lift me into my bed. I was perfectly fine five minutes before. I was in my bed all day yesterday. Bloody nightmare.

 

I'd imagine it's coming South, so watch it. Pretty nasty really.

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My bro (who was luckily staying with us)

Not 'luckily' for him if that's what he had to do to earn his keep, Baz! Now that the vomirrhoea's out the way I hope you feel better soon.

 

The Daily Mail is such a wonderful troll.

 

"In our house, that means our benefit payments will soon be no more than a childhood memory since my salary hovers around

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Anyone else a big fan of the Popmaster quiz on Radio 2? Thought not. Still, I love it. At the end of the quiz, the contestants usually give a quick hello to their friends and relatives, and end with

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