Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted October 7, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted October 7, 2012 Only 6 days away. PPV MAIN CARD Anderson Silva vs Stephan Bonnar Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira vs Dave Herman Glover Teixeira vs Fabio Maldonado Jon Fitch vs Erick Silva Phil Davis vs Wagner Prado Demian Maia vs Rick Story FX PRELIMS Rony 'Jason' Mariano Bezerra vs Sam Sicilia Gleison Tibau vs Francisco Trinaldo Diego Brandao vs Joey Gambino Sergio Moraes vs Renee Forte FACEBOOK PRELIMS Luiz Cane vs Chris Camozzi Reza Madadi vs Cristiano Marcello Well this card resembles nothing of the original lineup... Let's see; Eric Koch Injured. So... But then; Crashed his bike. Injured. And... Then... Pity this fool. He got injured as well. And of course the whole UFC 151 balls up meant the Belfort vs Belcher fight went tits up. Belfort had other things to do... followed by... Or the better version... Sizzle my sausage. What a difference and injury bug can make. So it left the UFC to basically rebuild the card from scratch. And they didn't do a bad job at all. Now we've got... Consensus pound for pound MMA king Anderson Silva Who got the call as his opponent? Chael Sonnen? Rashad Evans? No. Stephan Bonnar. Stephan Bonnar. Stephan Bon... The Rocky Balboa of MMA getting his once in a lifetime chance. Stephan Balboa vs Apollo Silva. No doubt 'The American Psycho' will have been doing the usual stuff; Chasing his chicken Dragging a fat bloke (probably Roy Nelson) through the snow Running up the steps of his local college (hopefully he doesn't get confused for a Savile) Beating his meat (ooh err), again hopefully not near the college. Now then, now then. And of course... Er this has fucked me up. He won't be running with his opponent obviously. Probably his new training buddy 'Brassbody' Batista. Yeah. Anderson won't have shit for Bonnar, he's walked a thousand miles through Big Dave's pit of danger. He'll be listening to this every waking moment as well; Elsewhere on the card... Everyone's Brazilian best mate... Uncle Nog. He's mates with Rocky BalBonnar as well; He's returning from this... He'll be fighting this...thing Also... MMA's body shot master Fabio Maldonado vs Either the next big thing at 205 or another Lombard hype job, Glover Teixeira Plus; Jon 'Nytol' Fitch As always, with the full support of his soul mate Josh Koscheck will be fighting the Brazilian Bruce Lee, Erick Silva Wagner Prado looks for revenge on the 'Human Triangle' Phil Davis We've also got Demian Maia vs Rick Story ...it will be a fight not a gurning contest. Demian Maia, I'm sure you'll all be jealous to know, he's had Cris Cyborg between his legs recently... Cyborg's on the market again now for any single men interested... Don't all bombard him with smutty emails at once. And on the prelims... (Rony) Jason Vorhees (Mariano Bezerra) fittingly fighting on the 13th of October. Not Friday though. Looks like a fantastic show. Hopefully it stays intact. Only 6 days, surely it will. And for anyone who hasn't seen it, the UFC 153 promo featuring Stephan Bonnar and Forrest Griffin; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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