Richie Freebird Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 WWE have barely presented a poor PPV in terms of match quality for 3 or 4 years. But how can you be so sure if: Â I haven't watched more than a few PPV's from each of WWE or TNA in the past 2 years. Unless you mean name quality or Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane O' Mac Version 2 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Going to use real matches, but I'll have to edit in the Youtube links later, as my Net is slowed at the moment due to Mum not paying the bill  WWE Shitstorm 2012- sponsored by fruity, fruity Skittles!  Main event: Brock Lesnar vs Bill Goldberg (Special Ref: Stone Cold Steve Austin) - Wrestlemania 20  Two of the greatest big man monsters in WWE history going at it, with the biggest star in WWE history as the special ref. All the ingredients of a classic, but thanks to the external factors, it sucked a massive wang.  Undertaker vs. Giant Gonzales- Wrestlemania IX  Undertaker's worst Wrestlemania match, a far cry from the recent classics defining his streak. Plus a freakish dude in a freakier bodysuit. A pseudo-naked guy is meant to be somehow intimidating?  WCW Championship- Booker T vs Buff Bagwell- Raw is War 2001  The only WWF appearance of Buff, and the match that apparently made Vince nix the idea of running WCW as a separate company. Thanks for the shit that was the Invasion.  Ladder match- Rob Van Dam vs. Sabu- ECW on Sci Fi  Really shite, in a perverse entertaining car crash kind of way, and it was heavily edited just to make TV.  Stretcher Match: Andre the Giant vs. Killer Khan  This was an extra on the Judgment Day 2003 DVD, and is a complete insomnia cure. No commentary, slow and plodding as fuck, and seems to go for hours.  The Boogeyman vs JBL- Royal Rumble 2006  The Wrestling God loses in a minute, there's worms, and Jillian's weird mole/growth thing. What's to love?  Stevie Richards (as a woman) vs. Tyson Tomko- Unforgiven 2005  Just horrible... and way too long. Stevie also fills the Divas quotient for this card.  'Rosie O'Donnell' vs 'Donald Trump'- Raw 2007  A match that managed to inspire loud and raucous 'TNA chants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesC Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Ultimate X Match: Yokozuna vs. King Mabel vs. Typhoon vs. Bastion Booger  I can honestly say I'd pay Sky the Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormy Weathers Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Right had to bend the rules a little bit.......But here is the  Stormy Weathers' bad taste rasslin' shitfest   Good Ol' JR's One legged ass kicking contest  Zach Gowen VS Kamala   Hep C superinfection Deathmatch  Abdullah the Butcher vs XPac   Dentures on a pole match  Balls Mahoney vs Bation Booger   Loser leaves town match  Mass transit vs Mike Levy   Domestic abuse match  Ric Flair vs Sunny   Bra and Panties mud wrestling match  Vince McMahon VS Nailz   Shower room soap on a rope match  JBL vs Brian Christopher   Weapons match  Arn Anderson Vs Sid   Bonus DVD extra Handicap match  Chris Benoit vs Daniel and Nancy (too far? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrestlingmad Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Right had to bend the rules a little bit.......But here is the  Stormy Weathers' bad taste rasslin' shitfest   Good Ol' JR's One legged ass kicking contest  Zach Gowen VS Kamala   Hep C superinfection Deathmatch  Abdullah the Butcher vs XPac   Dentures on a pole match  Balls Mahoney vs Bation Booger   Loser leaves town match  Mass transit vs Mike Levy   Domestic abuse match  Ric Flair vs Sunny   Bra and Panties mud wrestling match  Vince McMahon VS Nailz   Shower room soap on a rope match  JBL vs Brian Christopher   Weapons match  Arn Anderson Vs Sid   Bonus DVD extra Handicap match  Chris Benoit vs Daniel and Nancy (too far? ) This looks amazing, not terrible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted September 20, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2012 1. "I Quit" Match: Conquistador #1 vs Conquistador #2  2. Punjabi Prison Match: Super Porky vs Mini Vader  3. Blindfold Match: Jean-Pierre LaFitte vs Zach Gowen  4. Ten-Man Elimination Tag Team: The Headbangers, Tyson Tomko, Bull Buchanan and Damien Demento vs Ron & Don Harris, Gymini and Duane Gill  5. World Of Sport rules: Glacier vs Kurrgan  6. Three Stages of Hell: Golga vs Max Moon  7. Divas Battle Royal featuring: Alicia Fox Alundra Blayze Amy Weber Anastacia Ariel Ashley Massaro BB Bertha Faye Beth Phoenix Brie Bella Brooke Adams Bull Nakano Candice Michelle Carmella DeCesare Caryn Mower-Muffy Cherry Chyna Christy Hemme Dawn Marie Debra Eve Torres Evelyn Stevens Fabulous Moolah Gail Kim Hervina Ivory Jackie Gayda Jacquelyn Jazz Jillian Hall Joy Giovanni Katie Lea Kelly Kelly Krissy Vaine Kristal Layla El Lauren Jones Leilani Kai Lena Yada Lillian Garcia Lita Luna Vachon Mae Young Maria Kanellis Marianna Komlos Maryse Melina Perez Michelle McCool Mickie James Miss Kitty Mrs. Cleavage Mrs. Yamaguchi Molly Holly Natalya Neidhart Nicole Bass Nidia Nikki Bella Rebecca Rochelle Loewen Rockin' Robin Ryan Shamrock Sable Sara Calloway Sharmell Huffman Stacey Keibler Starla Saxton Sunny Terri Runnels Tiffany Tori Torrie Wilson Trish Stratus Velvet McIntyre Victoria Wendi Richter  8. Iron Man Match: Dennis Stamp vs Manu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted September 20, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2012 WWE have barely presented a poor PPV in terms of match quality for 3 or 4 years. But how can you be so sure if: Â I haven't watched more than a few PPV's from each of WWE or TNA in the past 2 years. Unless you mean name quality or Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patiirc Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Hmm  1. 60 Minutes Iron Women Match Jackie Gayda vs Rosa Mendes   2. Can Only Finish With a Successful Top Rope Move Match (with Trampolines)  Greg The Hammer Valentine vs Sin Cara - Special Ref Dennis Stamp   3. Where the Gimmicks go Wrong 4 Way  The Shockmaster vs Modrecai vs The Final Solution vs Daivari   4. Chamber of Horror Match  A recreation of the Halloween Havoc match with wrestlers as they are today   5. Conquistador Battle Royale  Everyone who has been a Conquistador in a match to find out who is the best of all time, all in the Conquistador get up   6. The Pipers Pit with Jake Roberts, Scott Hall and Xpac- who can get mashed first, tune in to find out!   7. Scaffold Match  New Jack vs Mae Young   8. World Championship Championship Empty Arena Barbed Wire Exploding Match  Santino vs Jinder Mahal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheffbag Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Wrestlemania 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannibal Man Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Time Bomb Double Hell Landmine Barbed Wire Ultimate Warrior vs. New Jack  'Chin Yourself' Contest Tony Atlas vs. Nailz  Reverse Battle Royal Sleazy, Queazy & Cheezy, Wink, Pink & Stink  USWA Gimmick Battle Royal  Touch The Truck Dick Togo vs. George The Animal Steele  Kick Fuck Out Of A Vending Machine Gauntlet Powers of Pain, Demolition, Wifebeater & Zandig, American Males, Heidenreich & Snitsky, X Factor & The Fabulous Freebirds  All Holds Barred Zeus vs. PN News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdh85 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 WWE Championship Nerve Hold Submission Match (The only way to win is to force your opponent to submit to a shoulder-claw 'nerve hold') King Mabel vs. Yokozuna  Giant Gonzales vs. The Great Khali  Thriple Threat Screeching Contest: Vickie Guerrero vs. Ariel vs. Mike Tenay  Hardcore Match Abyss vs. Ric Flair (2012)  Kenzo Suzuki vs. Chris Daniels  Jackie Gayda vs. Ashley Massaro  Eli Cottonwood vs. Kurrgan  Mideon vs. Highlander Rory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrestlingmad Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 1PW Presents "WE WILL NOT DIE 2012" Doncaster Dome  MAIN EVENT 8 Tins of Tuna on a Pole Match Rob Terry Vs. Mason Ryan  Father Vs. Son Tuxedo Inferno Match Earl Hebner Vs. Brian Hebner  Ladder Match - winner get's to keep the John name John Cena Vs. John Morrison Vs. John Stud Vs. John Kronus Vs. John Laurinaitis Vs. John Coachman  Best 2 out of 3 Falls Claire Lynch Vs. Karen Angle  Empty Arena Match Mark Haskins Vs. The Big Show  Handicap Match The Great Khali & Big Daddy V Vs. Matt Striker  Mother Vs. Father Casket Match Mae Young Vs. Mark Henry Special Guest Casket Dude - The Hand  Ultimate-X Match Diesel Vs. Kevin Nash Vs. Oz Vs. Vinnie Vegas Vs. Master Blaster  ***NONE OF THE TALENT GOT PAID*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Reefer Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Double Entendre On A Pole Match The Dicks vs The Johnsons  60 Minute Iron Man Match The Great Antonio vs Big Daddy Shakespeare Shootout Scott Steiner vs Ahmed Johnson  Rainbow Flag Match. Pat Patterson vs Steve Lombardi  Nepotism Battle Royal featuring... Erik Watts, Greg Gagne, Brian Christopher, David Flair, Reid Flair, Horace Hogan, Mike Von Erich, David Sammartino & Carlito.   Most Racist Gimmick Challenge Mr Fuji vs Saba Simba vs Kamala vs Jay Strongbow  12 Steps of Sobriety Match. Jake Roberts vs "last call" Scott Hall.  Maffew's First Account Memorial Trophy Raja Lion vs Giant Gonzalez vs Sabu vs Mongo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Green Posted September 21, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 21, 2012 Loser Must Retire The Ultimate Warrior vs. Teddy Hart  Rehab Contract On A Pole Match (Loser Goes To Jail) Scott Hall vs. Matt Hardy w/ Special Enforcer Doug Dillinger  The Harris Brothers vs. The Basham Brothers  Submission Match Jinder Mahal vs. The Iron Shiek  Ezekiel Jackson vs. Zeus  Grudge Match - 2/3 Falls Chavo Guerrero vs. Hornswoggle The final chapter of this epic feud.  Hair vs. Mask The Ringmaster vs. Repo Man  Zach Gowen vs. Kamala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted September 21, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 21, 2012 I can honestly say I'd pay a good 15 quid to see Stugs card. Especially PCO and Zack Gowen. A true handicap match if there ever was one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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