Moderators PowerButchi Posted September 8, 2012 Moderators Share Posted September 8, 2012 Well, as we found out in the twitter thread, I'm quality enough to have my own parody on there. It's not great, but I can turn chicken shit into chicken shit that doesn't taste so bad. As 2009's BEST FUNNIEST, and RUNNER UP FOR 2011's FUNNIEST (and 2nd best Wrestling poster. Can't suck the own though. Not with my back). For example, here I am dressed as Jerry Saggs, so it's already worth the drive. I've already made up for the poorness of others, for the offensiveness of being a poor parody. https://twitter.com/ukffbilly UKFFMark @ukffbilly I (along with Iandrew Dice Clay and Galdstone Small) am the king of the UKFF. Fuck you if you cannot see this If he mentioned Bifkin, Houchen and Millard he'd be dead right. he pic of my dog seems to be getting me over on Plentyoffish. My Metallica tattoo, less so People love my dog, or Dog as she's called. The other day she dropped arse all over landing, but I can't have a go at Dog. Dog is lovely. Here's the girl. Now, I'm going on a date on Saturday Night apparently (which is a real loss, because I watch my Memphis tapes on a Saturday). With my Zhukov looks, and if I take Dog... Well... I'll be banging this made up lady like a Savvy Army drum before we know it. Dog is lovely, isn't she? Anyway, off down the Corn Mill tonight. Best pub in the world, never mind Llangollen Cripes, I hate the Corn Mill. In the past I've mentioned a pub called The Mill, but it's The Mill in Cefn Mawr. I hate the Corn Mill. It's expensive, full of tourists, never do their lines, it's full of tourists, and tourists inhabit there. Now, The Mill in Cefn Mawr is disgusting. It's place in the good beer guide is filth. But it's my filth. You wouldn't wank yourself off, but your bellend is inviting. It's yours. It's The Mill. Nothing new, but you know where you are, and you've been going there under closed doors for years anyway. But welcome to Big Butch's life project of a thread. Please ask away. HOW BUTCH LIVES!!! Hopefully, I'll have an update tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffingtonClyro Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Are you called Butch because you now look like a butch lesbian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted September 8, 2012 Author Moderators Share Posted September 8, 2012 No. When I was 14 I just thought Butch Reed looked hysterical on my old WWF tapes with his bleach blonde hair, his wild gesticulations, and saying things like "I'M NUMBER ONE, BABY!". Also not being as good as Ron Simmons in Doom. So I signed up to things as ButchReedMark taking the piss. Then I realised after watching a shitload of Mid South that he was fucking amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffingtonClyro Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 So it's nothing to do with you looking like a butch lesbian? Are you called Butch because you always knew you would become a Butcher? I like a Gigot Chop just for the record. Edit* I also think it's pretty obvious that we're the coolest cunts around here. Posting at five AM. Party Animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members stumobir Posted September 8, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 8, 2012 nope, definitely not the most conceited thing I've ever seen posted on here, not at all..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Up Chuck Posted September 8, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 8, 2012 No, it isn't. It'd be the most conceited thing you've ever seen posted on here. And in that case, go and read the PTW thread in Gold. Butch's outstanding self-parody has nothing on Staniforth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members stumobir Posted September 8, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 8, 2012 Cut me some slack, I have a beast of a hangover and I would but if I venture in to Gold I know I'll just end up reading the entire barrycollins thread again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members niff Posted September 8, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 8, 2012 Good luck tonight Butch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members WWFChilli Posted September 8, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 8, 2012 What made you get the Metallica tattoo? I have a tattoo of 'Thin Lizzy' in the same place, I got that due to young naivety. Was is the same for Butch? Also how drunk were you when you wrote this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted September 8, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 8, 2012 As a rule of thumb, if a new thread is created between 3am and 5am, you know it's going to be full of drunken goodness. Do we know for sure who's behind the parody? It really is shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimufctna24 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 You look like a football holligan in the last pick, but I have to say your dog is adorable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted September 8, 2012 Author Moderators Share Posted September 8, 2012 My sisters gone to some Polo torunament today with her rich boyfriend Lenny. I don't like Lenny. I've never actually met Lenny. But the fact that Lenny hasn't mad the effort to contact me or give me money is not on. He runs Cruise in Chester. Git. I'm going to sit in Beer Garden all day today as it's nice. What made you get the Metallica tattoo? Being a mongo. Also how drunk were you when you wrote this Somewhat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted September 8, 2012 Moderators Share Posted September 8, 2012 The metallica tattoo is real? I would like a DATE RECAP written in the style of Dave Meltzer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted September 9, 2012 Author Moderators Share Posted September 9, 2012 Well, I was actually out most of the day with Ms Butch.We drank in the sun, it warmed our drinks and made them flat. 1/2*From there we parted ways. It's her Birthday after all, she wanted to go to town, I didn't. But I did meet a friend of Keith Houchen's called Sean O'Brien.DUD. Actually ** for Sean.But then, she came back to my parents house afterwards, and we've quite recently had full penetrative sex.***** MOTYC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted September 9, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted September 9, 2012 But then, she came back to my parents house afterwards, and we've quite recently had full penetrative sex.***** MOTYC.Was there any shots to the head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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