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Devon Malcolm

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28,157 - The number of consecutive matches John Cena has had since he sold from bell to bell.

 

He sold practically bell to bell against Lesnar.

 

Practically. But then he popped up with two moves and won. Ruined the spectacle, the storyline and did nothing for anyone.

Fuck off, you worthless cretin.

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112- Number of consecutive Repo Man feuds which started with him repossessing something (hat, jacket, Million Dollar Belt...)

4,000 - Number of matches that Dolph Ziggler and Kofi Kingston had against each other last year.

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As to the other two, I will not fuck off. If you can't handle a mong don't read the forum. Tits.

 

I do appreciate the cynical yet salient advice... But you should still fuck off.

 

All this shit. It's annoying as anything to see people wheeling out the Cena jokes and then it's just as fucking bad that in a thread where everyone is taking the piss a bit, the standard Cena joke is enough to get people sounding off about it with the usual 'fuck off mong, Cena is a fucking boss' responses. By now, surely a 'Cena doesn't sell hur hur' post enough is a big enough siren going off that you ignore him, rather than look like an equal tit.

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189 - How many good segments and matches Shane o Mac had BEFORE the ''Orton punching'' on RAW.

what's the Orton punching?

ShaneMcMahonRaw2.gif

 

You could fit a snooker table between Orton and some of those punches.

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It's annoying as anything to see people wheeling out the Cena jokes

Especially if you don't know enough wrestling fans on Facebook for it to be worthwhile copy and pasting them there.

 

You'll have to better explain that mate. It's hard to take your point when about a dozen other lads do that joke, only better.

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