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Half-true wrestling streaks


Devon Malcolm

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28,157 - The number of consecutive matches John Cena has had since he sold from bell to bell.

 

1,001,284 - The number of times Paul Bearer said 'Oh Yes' into the camera for no apparent reason.

 

8 - Ther distance in feet between Vinnie Mac's steps en route to the ring.

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1, 577 - number of sexual favours Sunny did in return for pills in the mid 90s alone.

 

1, 577 - number of times Chris Candido (RIP) had to make do with a Pot Noodle and a wank.

 

619 - Rey Mysterio's trips to the tattoo parlour.

 

1 - number of times he was refused a neck tattoo until he 'paid his dues'.

 

75 - the number of minutes the Bret vs Bulldog Wembley match lasted in Bret's head

 

1 - Ton. Andre's weight the day Hulk Hogan gorilla pressed him in front of a 300, 000 strong crowd at Wrestlemania III.

 

1 - the number of days Andre lived afterwards.

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28,157 - The number of consecutive matches John Cena has had since he sold from bell to bell.

 

He sold practically bell to bell against Lesnar.

 

Practically. But then he popped up with two moves and won. Ruined the spectacle, the storyline and did nothing for anyone.

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