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Mowed the lawn in the sunshine, and got all sweaty.

 

You'd all have had a wank if you saw it. I looked right sexy and manly.

 

edit: I had to have a wank just reading it back and remembering how macho I looked. Like something from a Coke ad.

 

My image of you as a starving artist has just fell away because you've got a lawn. People are going to have to stop buying your books at this rate. Or was it just community service?

 

EDIT: On topic, the world shit itself because apparently Newcastle was getting washed away, but as I type, the sun has burst out in Sunderland. I like to think the cloud just passed over us and went straight to Boro to meet all its other mates that always hang out there.

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Beautiful day, spent sunbathing and eating ice-cream. This all only serves to reinforce my belief that the South is God's country whereas the North is a damp shithole full of whippets and mines.

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Beautiful day, spent sunbathing and eating ice-cream.

 

Keeping an eye on Woy doing your gardening were you?

 

Yeah, and Gladstone was cleaning the windows at the same time.

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