wisewords Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Not directly from a wrestler. But some 80s WWF game advert had a funny line from some man dressed as Hogan. Its one of those cheesy adverts from the 80s where the host feels the need to explain all the features speaking super fast. Right at the end the man dressed as Hogam says 'I inject steriods into my balls brother!' I was shocked Nintendo and WWF allowex it to air lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted June 28, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted June 28, 2012 I'm shocked you think that was actually real. It even has the WWE logo on the wrestling clips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Terry Funk, I smashed your knee into obliteratory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickin it wit the kliq Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 "and that's why I kicked your leg out of your leg" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgi86 Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 One of favourites was this one time on Impact when Mike Tenay was interviewing Disco Inferno (who hadn't been on TV for a few years at that point) about Disco making a triumphant return to wrestling. It was just a random segment done to promote The Comebacks movie that came out that year. It all ended with Disco being squashed by Abyss later that night. So, as Disco is doing this serious promo about making a comeback to wrestling and all that, Scott Steiner casually walks onto the set, says "Give it up" and walks away. I still crack up when I think of this moment. Â Do you have a link to that? Sadly, I don't. It was on the October 18th 2007 edition of Impact, if that helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_dust Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 This thread needs more wcw f*** ups. Â Sids "im twice the man you are and I have half the brain you do" and Bulldog during the shockmaster incident "he fell on his arse" should always be mentioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Joe Joe Jr Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 During the glorious NXT S3, on one episode with a main event featuring Kelly, another diva and their respective rookies, as they're making their entrances, Cole goes: 'a main event in any arena.' Â Too many from the other glory period for humour in wrestling in the 00s, the Paparazzi Productions stuff. It's a pogo contest and someone disses Alex Shelley about his STIs, when Shelley retorts, 'and wouldn't it be an inspirational story if someone with chlamydia won.' There are countless others from those videos but that one comes to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexy Dad Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 During the glorious NXT S3, on one episode with a main event featuring Kelly, another diva and their respective rookies, as they're making their entrances, Cole goes: 'a main event in any arena.'Â Too many from the other glory period for humour in wrestling in the 00s, the Paparazzi Productions stuff. It's a pogo contest and someone disses Alex Shelley about his STIs, when Shelley retorts, 'and wouldn't it be an inspirational story if someone with chlamydia won.' There are countless others from those videos but that one comes to mind. Â Both good shouts, Cole shouting 'Spear! Spear! Spear!' and 'Vintage Maxine!' during that match were fucking classic. Â The paparazzi productions bit was brilliant. Alex Shelley asking Nash to give him a beat and then Shelley singing Push it by Salt'n'Peppa whilst doing push ups was comedy gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members seph Posted June 29, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted June 29, 2012 Another couple from Kurt Angle around 2002:Â To Mark Henry- 'You're the world's strongest man, but is that weightlifting or body odour?' Â After losing to Rey Mysterio-' I got beat by a freakin 12 year old' Â Another one to Rey - "You must be *this* tall to speak to Kurt Angle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Too many from the other glory period for humour in wrestling in the 00s, the Paparazzi Productions stuff. It's a pogo contest and someone disses Alex Shelley about his STIs, when Shelley retorts, 'and wouldn't it be an inspirational story if someone with chlamydia won.' There are countless others from those videos but that one comes to mind. Â Alex Shelley's 'it stings when I stop' whilst taking a leak gave me a chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted June 29, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted June 29, 2012 Terry Funk before his empty arena showdown with Lawler. He calls Lawler a "son of a bitch" and Lance Russell jumps right on him not to swear as they want to broadcast the footage. Â Funk turns to Russell, stares him down and says "let me tell you a son of a bitchin' thing". Â I've always loved that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted June 30, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted June 30, 2012 A classic: Â "because i'm bizarre" Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 A classic:Â "because i'm bizarre" Â Â Â I never got that one. Was he referencing something else or did he just randomly pop out with it for no apparent reason? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted June 30, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted June 30, 2012 From what i know, he's just crackers and it was off the cuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 He'd just finished a rather intense session of injecting steroids into his balls, brother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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