Paid Members air_raid Posted May 10, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2012 Who actually cares if sarcasm was the wrong word to use for it? I was taking the piss, I failed. Big deal.Anal types like me. I do hope I don't have to add "sarcasm" to "irony" and "literally" on my little list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patiirc Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 It's odd timing for the Divorce. I'm sure there was some PPV they were all cosy and stuff recently. According to reports, he has filed for divorce from her and not the other way around, if that is the case I dont see how she can take him to the cleaners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted May 10, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2012 That's what these bitches do. This bitch could know all sorts.As fun as it is to assume things, we know diddly about their private lives. Yes, she could well be a bitch who knows how to play the "rinse the loaded husband" game, but alternatively she could've been the victim of an unexpected heel turn and been hit with a five knuckle shuffle, so to speak*.*As in Cena's poofy fist-drop, not Cena cracking one off in her face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snitsky's back acne Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 How the fuck can anyone get 70% of another persons assets in a divorce!? 70%!? Linda actually got more than half of Hulk's assets? What the fuck!? He got SHAFTED!!50/50 I can kinda get - especially if its a long term partnership and there are kids involved etc, but for 3 years marriage and no kids to support?! Fuck off!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matbro1984 Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 How the fuck can anyone get 70% of another persons assets in a divorce!? 70%!? Linda actually got more than half of Hulk's assets? What the fuck!? He got SHAFTED!!50/50 I can kinda get - especially if its a long term partnership and there are kids involved etc, but for 3 years marriage and no kids to support?! Fuck off!!Ridiculous lawsuits. It's the American way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTXRussomark Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 That's what these bitches do. This bitch could know all sorts.As fun as it is to assume things, we know diddly about their private lives. Yes, she could well be a bitch who knows how to play the "rinse the loaded husband" game, but alternatively she could've been the victim of an unexpected heel turn and been hit with a five knuckle shuffle, so to speak*.*As in Cena's poofy fist-drop, not Cena cracking one off in her face. Are we all just ignoring the fact that Cena filed from divorce from her, rather than vice-versa? Surely if this was an attempt to get money out of him she'd be the one filing papers with all the evidence she's been building up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted May 10, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2012 That's what these bitches do. This bitch could know all sorts.As fun as it is to assume things, we know diddly about their private lives. Yes, she could well be a bitch who knows how to play the "rinse the loaded husband" game, but alternatively she could've been the victim of an unexpected heel turn and been hit with a five knuckle shuffle, so to speak*.*As in Cena's poofy fist-drop, not Cena cracking one off in her face. Are we all just ignoring the fact that Cena filed from divorce from her, rather than vice-versa?I wasn't ignoring it, it's clear as day in the original post, I was merely focussing on what the future ex-wife may or may not be like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted May 10, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2012 If his wife says all kinds of stuff about him shagging around and being a steroid abuser and all kinds of other stuff, it would could be damaging for those sponsors he attracts. Cena's always had a strong public image as well. This bitch could know all sorts.Edge's wife said all this kind of stuff about him, and it didn't damage him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted May 10, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2012 There's an astronomical difference between the public image of WWE's biggest star John Cena and what Edge was in 2005. Cena's the face of the promotion. Edge wasn't a figurehead for Make a Wish and wasn't the public face of most of WWE's sponsors. Also, he never had a public divorce, because Edge isn't that famous. In fact, Edge's divorce was good for his career, because it helped his heel character and he gained a manager (who he was shagging in real life). Cena's whole character is targeted to children and is portrayed as the ultimate good bloke. Like Hogan was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarTheSlouch Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Maybe Cenas prefernce for bitches staying down doent extend to the bedrroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEWM Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Better divorce her now if they're not getting along rather than have her fart out a kid, develop only a bigger hatred for her, hit her, find himself with a restraining order and the police on his case, force her to handwrite a letter to the police saying all's fine, carry on hitting her, take the weekend off, kill her, kill the kid and then himself.Could happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted May 10, 2012 Moderators Share Posted May 10, 2012 There's an astronomical difference between the public image of WWE's biggest star John Cena and what Edge was in 2005. Cena's the face of the promotion. Edge wasn't a figurehead for Make a Wish and wasn't the public face of most of WWE's sponsors. Also, he never had a public divorce, because Edge isn't that famous. In fact, Edge's divorce was good for his career, because it helped his heel character and he gained a manager (who he was shagging in real life). Cena's whole character is targeted to children and is portrayed as the ultimate good bloke. Like Hogan was.Sweet, maybe this will help along that heel turn finally.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ShortOrderCook Posted May 10, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2012 I'm not surprised by the timing at all. Not long after he makes the mistake of letting her face get shown on TV and making everyone aware she's his wife and everyone reacts like 'That's Cenas wife!?'. Around the very same time he was banging about with The Rock, who himself realised he was capable of much better and had much, much more mileage left in the Johnson and got a divorce himself just as he was becoming really, really big shit. Rock and Cena have bonded, Rocks passed his wisdom onto Johnboy like WWE wanted and Cena, being the wise, good man he is who deeply respects the business and those who have come before him, has listened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members DJ Kris Posted May 11, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted May 11, 2012 Saying that Hogan just bought a mansion in Flordia for $3 million this week. For taking 70% of his assets, he's done alright for himself.70% is just nuts, how does that even happen? He earned the fucking money, not her!As for Cena, if he has a pre-nup surely she should get exactly what that allows otherwise what's the point in having a pre-nup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amazing_Red_Fan Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 She probably didn't see it coming because Cena just smiled and pretended like nothing bothered him for the past fourteen years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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