Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted March 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 16, 2012 Clarence Mason: Joseph Park: David Otunga: Â Comedy usually ensues if you give someone power of the law in pro wrestling. They all deserve a prize whoever wins this poll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted March 16, 2012 Moderators Share Posted March 16, 2012 Clarence Mason did have Big T, but I have to go with Otunga here. He makes me feel the power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted March 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 16, 2012 Otunga is doing a great job out there - love the ad for legal services. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Tenta Blues Explosion Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 No love for "NWO attorney" Henry Holmes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted March 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 16, 2012 Otunga looks like a rich lawyer. The other two look like greasy 'rasslers playing lawyer. Â Has there ever been a wrestling lawyer in a wheelchair? I smell another boom period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.PeterVenkman Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Went for Otunga, simply because he's exactly what they need nowadays, a wrestler with a character you can identify within a few moments of them being on screen  Anyway, he's not got much competition to be fair, Clarence Mason was boring as fuck and I hated him for bringing Crush back dead different to Japanese Crush who I loved and I don't watch TNA anymore and imagine Joseph Park, seeing as it's Abyss, is shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePhenom Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 I've gone with Otunga simply becuase the change from being an extreme bore to one of the best characters in wrestling today was extraordinary. It just goes to show what they could probably do with most the WWE mid card if they are given something good to run with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Young Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Had to choose between Otunga and Mason (I never have the time to watch or keep up with TNA) and I went with Clarence Mason in the end. According to his wiki page, he's still practising and fully legit. His 'lawyers.com' entry claims that he specialises in Criminal Defence, Driving While Intoxicated, Personal Injury and Automobile Accidents and Injuries. I wonder how many wrestlers/ex-wrestlers he gets coming to him? A lot of DUI's seem to occur in Florida. Â Has there ever been a wrestling lawyer in a wheelchair? I smell another boom period. Â I'm sure there has been but when I try and think of one my mind keeps drawing me to Ron Wright, the wheelchair-bound mamger of the Dirty White Boy in SMW, who was certainly not a lawyer. But you're right, if this hasn't been done before then it needs to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Jeff Jarret had a fantastic lawyer for a few years in TNA that would turn up with contracts and papers all the time for him, particularly around the era of the big Angle feud and JJ-MMA. He wore a bow-tie I believe, and looked like he actually was Jarrett's real lawyer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Joseph Park reminds me of a uglier, fatter Penn Jillett (the magician) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Fucking hell, didn't realise that was Abyss. No wonder he wears a mask, he looks like Penn or Penn and Teller's retarded younger brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 16, 2012 Fucking hell, didn't realise that was Abyss. No wonder he wears a mask, he looks like Penn or Penn and Teller's retarded younger brother. Â He looks like Penn Jillette in that episode of Friends when he's trying to sell Joey some encyclopaedias. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Statto Posted March 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 16, 2012 Does the brief paralegal career of Dawn Marie (with her equally short-lived surname, Rinaldi) qualify her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 I'm still not convinced that this whole Otunga worship isn't some massive in-joke that's totally went over my head. Â Next, you'll all be saying you're members of the Devon World Order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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