Stone Cold Jane Austen Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Loose women. It's like sitting in a hystorectomy clinic.  I really enjoy seeing the crowd pan at the start and it's 99% fat, middle aged women and then like two henpecked, shithouse husbands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Coming of Age and No Likey No Lighty are very, very bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CleetusVanDamme Posted March 9, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 9, 2012 The last season of Lost was awful. So bad that it ruins everything that came before it. God only knows how Abrams/Lindelof thought they'd came up with a good conclusion. Â Â SPOILER - Highlight the black box to read "You know all those characters lives that you find so interesting? How about we show you what they're getting up to, not in this life, but in the next! After they've fucking died. How did half them die? Who fucking knows, because it's not important. What is important is that at some point in the future, after they've all died, they all agreed to meet up in a church. Got a problem with that? Tough shit. Not everything gets tied up perfectly in real life. And at least all the major questions were answered, like "I wonder where they would go if they were all to meet up after they die?" They go to church. The end." Â Â Â I'm still pissed off that I wasted my time watching it. Massive pile of shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rule One Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Coming of Age and No Likey No Lighty are very, very bad. Â I take it you haven't seen the Irish version? It's like rubbernecking a car crash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamTheGreat Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Those rip off phone-in quiz shows were the antithesis of what television is supposed to be. Now that honor is for pyschic interactive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTXRussomark Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Coming of Age That's my pick. Without a doubt the worst TV show I've ever seen. A quick Wikipedia search says it's (thankfully) finished now but they made 3 series of the shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 The last season of Lost was awful. So bad that it ruins everything that came before it. God only knows how Abrams/Lindelof thought they'd came up with a good conclusion.  SPOILER - Highlight the black box to read "You know all those characters lives that you find so interesting? How about we show you what they're getting up to, not in this life, but in the next! After they've fucking died. How did half them die? Who fucking knows, because it's not important. What is important is that at some point in the future, after they've all died, they all agreed to meet up in a church. Got a problem with that? Tough shit. Not everything gets tied up perfectly in real life. And at least all the major questions were answered, like "I wonder where they would go if they were all to meet up after they die?" They go to church. The end."    I'm still pissed off that I wasted my time watching it. Massive pile of shite.  Absolutely bang on. It became clear about two years in that it'd take a miracle for it to all turn out decent, but I don't think anyone expected the ending to be that bad. One of my favourite posts of yours, particularly this bit:  <-- click on 'spoiler' to show/hide the spoiler And at least all the major questions were answered, like "I wonder where they would go if they were all to meet up after they die?" They go to church. The end."  [close spoiler] ");document.close(); Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotlightmagnet1 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 I'm another one for the reality camp. I still remember being so pissed off when my flatmate told me to watch Laguna Beach to watch a load of rich as fuck 16 year olds living in beachside houses with BMWs and Jags in there houses bitching about kissing each other. I nearly killed him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vice Posted March 9, 2012 Author Share Posted March 9, 2012 Coming of Age and No Likey No Lighty are very, very bad. Â I take it you haven't seen the Irish version? It's like rubbernecking a car crash. Take Me Out is incredibly irritating. It's like a Sci-Fi show set in an alternate universe where everyone is a mega-excitable, swaggering cock who has to dance over-enthusiastically the second any music plays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 9, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 9, 2012 House shows. Shows about houses. Buying houses, renting houses, decorating houses, taking bits off houses, adding bits on houses, knocking houses down and rebuilding them again. Â Channel 4 used to be about showing Derek Jarman films and Marky Mark ogling a barely legal Dani Behr. Look at it now. House shows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted March 9, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 9, 2012 Dani Behr is still my perfect woman. We dont see enough of her these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 9, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 9, 2012 Ha! it's so true. It's seems prime time tv is mostly catered for females and homosexuals. What happened to ITV producing sit-coms? The only one they produce is Benidorm. One fucking sit-com! Â I hadn't noticed that Richie's wasn't the only ludicrous homophobic outburst in this thread, apologies to him. Â Plus, why are you advocating ITV producing more sitcoms? You know what happens when that happens. We end up with Brighton Belles and Up The Garden Path. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffingtonClyro Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 It wasn't homophobic in the slightest as i'm not a homophobic person. For every Brighton Belles (which was our version of The Golden Girls) and other shitty sitcoms you get the odd piece of brilliance. Rising damp, granted it was about 35 years ago was and still is a phenomenal sitcom. I'm struggling to think of the last even slightly watchable sitcom on the network. Always time for another try though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 9, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 9, 2012 ITV should stick to what it's good at which is producing absolutely nothing even remotely watchable aside from Corrie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stone Cold Jane Austen Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Law & Order UK is the best thing they've produced in years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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