Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted March 12, 2012 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 12, 2012 You think that you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Burchill's Buddy Posted March 12, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 12, 2012 HG, your references are out of this world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted March 12, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 12, 2012 The Frantic Planet line was harsh and unnecessary but made me burst out laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 So you know how to use google! Doesn't make you a smarty You're still getting fucked more than a young girl at a bunga party I'm the Ukff Chuck D, you're the UKFF's Dappy A pretender to the throne, bend over for Papi  If we were both called David, a popular name for boys, I'd be the Michelangelo and you'd be the White noise You are rubbing sticks together, I'm nuclear fission A fucking paint by numbers competing with a Titian  You've done well to get this far but for me, this is too easy My rhymes are so pure gold, they'll be exhibited in the Uffizi I admit, battling me is a very hard task But you're rhymes are wetter than the whole city of masks  Your rhymes contain more cheese than a store full of ricotta Prepare to be sparked out by the rapping Jake LaMotta It's been fun battling with you but you'll only get to play once It's the dawning of a new era, the birth of Keiths Renaissance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jaffa Posted March 12, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 12, 2012 Well, that's 1-1 at the moment. Â I'm dead impressed with how quickly you both spat out retorts. Worthy finalists indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Burchill's Buddy Posted March 12, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 12, 2012 HG's second is my favourite so far. He's up by a whisker for my vote at the moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted March 12, 2012 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 12, 2012 (edited) A Renaissance? You Edited March 12, 2012 by HarmonicGenerator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 You started off quite eloquent, but now you're ranting life Alf Garnett You think it's great but it's pitiful, like Kendal Mint Cake's barnet Trying to be all cultured with references unhurtful You only know some artists names through Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  Your poetry is as empty as your Fine art thread Still, good idea to step to King Keith to boost your forum cred But I do rhyming skill like Caravaggio does dark After the burn I put on you, you'll be less seen than Ally Clark  Did you enjoy Lucha Future that happened last June? Bet you looked as stupid as Feste's pantaloons You seem to stick to a structure, I'm more a libero The freedom in my art will have you weeping like Pierrot  I'm sculpted from finest marble, you are a ruptured hemorrhoid You have the charm and wit of Kidderminster's Mr Boyd Go stare at your Art GSCE cert, on your wall at home As King Keith takes his rightful place, on the Battle Rap Throne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted March 12, 2012 Moderators Share Posted March 12, 2012 Am I the only one that finds it quite refreshing that blue language is minimal in this late round? Family fun on the UKFF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kendal mint cake Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 ... and no family members have been shagged! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Goes to show, creativity rises to the top. Great final, again it's going to be hard to decide on a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted March 12, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted March 12, 2012 Well fuck me sideways, you two are wonderfully prompt. Since you've both posted three, voting will commence now, once again in the form of replies in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Well fuck me sideways, you two are wonderfully prompt. Since you've both posted three, voting will commence now, once again in the form of replies in this thread. Yeah, trumpet blowing time. Â I was delighted that we were both online at the same time, well after I'd fucked off for a week. It was spontaneous and direct. Loved that we just went at it, like, oh I dunno, a battle rap on a wrestling forum. Â Props to harmgen and of course to Stug Menry for putting this thang together. I've really enjoyed the whole thing and, with a few exceptions, the entries have brought at least a smile to me. Thoroughly entertaining stuff from start to finish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kendal mint cake Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 This is a really tough one to call. Houchen was more... UKFF.. in his raps, his sense of humour and delivery has an off topic vibe about it. Harmonic Generator is someone I've never really noticed as a poster before but his references, structure and rapping ability are superb. Â So, I go for HG. Â Also: No man who has seriously rocked a mullet post 1990 can diss my haircut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted March 12, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted March 12, 2012 Stug Menry Noice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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