Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted March 7, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 7, 2012 UKFF Battle Rap 2012 Final   KEITH HOUCHEN  vs  HARMONICGENERATOR   The rules:  1. Each rap must consist of 16 lines. No more, no less.  2. Maximum of three raps each.  3. You have until 3:00pm on Saturday 17th March to post your raps.  4. The deadline will be extended until Wednesday 21st March in the event of the following: a. The finalist who raps first posts one of his replies on deadline day. b. The finalist who raps second posts his first reply on deadline day.  5. Voting will commence after the rapping deadline in the form of replies in the dedicated thread. The cut-off point for votes will be 10:00pm on Wednesday 21st March (or on 10:00pm on Saturday 24th March should either scenario in rule 4 be in effect). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted March 8, 2012 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 8, 2012 (edited) Alrighty. Time to face my destiny... here goes nothing... I've had a good run!     Houchen, it's down to just you and I, amigo, I'm like the Duke of Wellington, you're Ciudad Rodrigo Look it up, it's history, like your chances are of winning The Houchie Couchie Man's no contest for the rhymes I'm bringing  Houchie, you're like Poochie, just go back to your home planet Your clique was so pretentious it was better just to ban it Was it you that had the signature of Marco Materazzi? Doesn't matter, I'll still beat you, leave the thread, I'll call your taxi  No curtain call for your clique, so shit your name's forbidden It's not like anybody asked for arrows (only kidding) The forum undercard - like me - resented the exclusion While you acted like you mattered, Mr. Houchen's grand delusion  So, Houchen, keep on smooching on the arses of your mates I fly the rapping flag for users left outside your gates We can thrive without your fellowship, we post alone just fine Take consolation in your bacon, 'cause this battle rap is mine.     Reason for edit: typo of 'that' in line 7 replaced with 'had'. Edited March 8, 2012 by HarmonicGenerator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 The Generator versus The Penetrator. This one should be epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted March 8, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 8, 2012 Houchie, you're like Poochie, just go back to your home planet Your clique was so pretentious it was better just to ban it  That line is sweet.  I couldn't vote in the last round because I couldn't choose but HG killed it in this one again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted March 8, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 8, 2012 It'll be Houchen, because of politics. Â I vote for Houchen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted March 8, 2012 Moderators Share Posted March 8, 2012 I think Houchen's in Venice on holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Come on Houchen, I want to have been beaten by the man who's beaten over the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted March 8, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 8, 2012 I think Houchen's in Venice on holiday. Â Is that code? Cos if it is, Boydy's boat is on the train tracks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted March 8, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted March 8, 2012 I think Houchen's in Venice on holiday. Oh poo. Well, since he's apparently on a shoot (as Loki wrote in the main thread) I guess I'd be a grinch not to allow for some more posting time. Actually.... fuck Keith: Â HARMONICGENERATOR WINS!!!! Â Of course, the above statement is a lie. Any idea as to when he returns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted March 8, 2012 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 8, 2012 Damn, I thought I'd won it by default for a second there. De-fault! De-fault! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted March 9, 2012 Moderators Share Posted March 9, 2012 I think Houchen's in Venice on holiday. Oh poo. Well, since he's apparently on a shoot (as Loki wrote in the main thread) I guess I'd be a grinch not to allow for some more posting time. Actually.... fuck Keith: Â HARMONICGENERATOR WINS!!!! Â Of course, the above statement is a lie. Any idea as to when he returns? Â Dunno. Week or so? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted March 9, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 9, 2012 He's got some staying power, that lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Did you really think I'd kick back and live it up in Italy, When some wannabe on the UKFF is trying to belittle me? Acting all Johnny Big Potatoes, like he is a straight up geezer Genny, you're less straight up than some tower I saw in Pisa  This is meant to be the final, with rhymes you're meant to slam it Yours was the worst prose I've read since volume 2 of Frantic Planet Think you can beat me? Shit, you must be crazy My attack is Paolo Rossi, my defence, Franco Baresi  Enjoy your time in the spotlight, I'm sure it makes you feel alive, Once I've took you out, you'll be as Lost as flight 815 Stepping up to King Keith? That shit should be treason Your rhymes are as disappointing as Lost's final season  I stand tall above the rest, like the Duomo in Firenze By the time this battle is through, you will say "I feel dirty, please cleanse me" "Shower me and scour me, if that don't work, then bleach me" "King Keith owns this town, like a lyrical Medici" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Burchill's Buddy Posted March 12, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 12, 2012 This is meant to be the final, with rhymes you're meant to slam it Yours was the worst prose I've read since volume 2 of Frantic Planet Brilliant That's the first line in ages that's made me audibly go "oooooh" as in "ooooh, burn". Poor Sickwoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted March 12, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 12, 2012 I stand by my earlier vote - Houchen is the lyrical masta blasta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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