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Who's an arsehole in real life?

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Hang on now, I need to think of people who are twats, don't I? Nicholas Lyndhurst apparently once told my ex-wife to fuck off when she saw him many years ago in Hampshire, but to be fair, I'd tell her to fuck off if I saw her myself these days.

 

To be really fair she was out of your league you fat prick and is better off without you ;)

 

Bye.

 

Wow, was that a real flame? From the gay little winky face at the end, I assumed that these two are mates and this was something she had said to him when they were splitting up or whatever. I had to summarise that, because if it wasn't, it was bloody harsh. Harsh it is then.

 

Check his post history. Cunty outbursts are his MO.

 

I don't think that should be worthy of a ban hammer though. Cunty outbusrts add a bit of colour... no one wants a forum full of dullards, do they?

 

LETS ALL TALK ABOUT FILMS OR TV WE USED TO LIKE WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER.

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LET'S ALL MOAN ABOUT WHAT THE FORUM'S LIKE NOW AND PINE FOR IT TO BE LIKE WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER WITH A STUPID HAIRSTYLE.

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Can you? Actually, I'm doing you a disservice, you do have another sting to your bow.

 

FUCK OFF. WHO ARE YOU?

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Well, your barbs are so sharp and incisive, I didn't think string would quite cover it. Plus I heard it in a film once!

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Maybe he has a bow that shoots bees?

 

This is already dangerously close to becoming a Russell Howard routine.

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Maybe he has a bow that shoots bees?

 

This is already dangerously close to becoming a Russell Howard routine.

 

A BADGER HAS BEEN GETTING ON A BUS EVERY DAY FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS. IT'S AMAZING. HE PAYS HIS FARE AND EVERYTHING.

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Maybe he has a bow that shoots bees?

 

This is already dangerously close to becoming a Russell Howard routine.

 

A BADGER HAS BEEN GETTING ON A BUS EVERY DAY FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS. IT'S AMAZING. HE PAYS HIS FARE AND EVERYTHING.

 

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I don't think that should be worthy of a ban hammer though. Cunty outbusrts add a bit of colour... no one wants a forum full of dullards, do they?

 

LETS ALL TALK ABOUT FILMS OR TV WE USED TO LIKE WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER.

Piss off kendal. You've been utter tosh for weeks now.

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My daughter works for a very well known IT company at it's flagship store and so meets lots of celebs almost on a daily basis. Of the famous customers she has served of late, the ones that stand out include the lead singer of the Red Hot Chillies, Shane Ward and Bill Nighy the latter of whom was exceedingly nice apparently!

 

Cannot stand celebreties who are up themselves personally...

 

For myself I'd have to mention the actor David Threlfall (aka Frank in Shameless), the late writer (Dame) Beryl Bainbridge and the actor (Sir) Derek Jacobi. All three were lovely, charming people - and that's what they are at the end of the day, people!

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My daughter works for a very well known IT company at it's flagship store and so meets lots of celebs almost on a daily basis. Of the famous customers she has served of late, the ones that stand out include the lead singer of the Red Hot Chillies, Shane Ward and Bill Nighy the latter of whom was exceedingly nice apparently!

 

Cannot stand celebreties who are up themselves personally...

 

For myself I'd have to mention the actor David Threlfall (aka Frank in Shameless), the late writer (Dame) Beryl Bainbridge and the actor (Sir) Derek Jacobi. All three were lovely, charming people - and that's what they are at the end of the day, people!

 

That's quite surprising, I've heard he can be quite miserable. I hope not, I love that guy.

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