Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted February 22, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 22, 2012 The rules: Â 1. Each rap must consist of 16 lines. No more, no less. Â 2. Maximum of two raps each. Â 3. You have until 3:00pm on Saturday 3rd March to post. If you post nothing by the deadline, you're out. Â 4. Voting will commence after the rapping deadline in the form of replies in this thread. The cut-off point for votes will be 10:00pm on Wednesday 7th March. Rappers cannot vote in either round. Â Edit: In a surprise twist, both rappers have fulfilled the maximum requirements with nearly a week to go, so voting may as well begin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CleetusVanDamme Posted February 24, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 24, 2012 Sorry Mr. James, your chance to win this just expired, You're drawn against the one-man battlerap empire! I make this game look like a new form of art, Your head is the bullseye, my foot is the dart. Â Good arrows? No, not for you. I'm going Hollywood, you're going Gonzo with Kookoocachu. Big time pornstar? More like a prostitute with credits. I can't even read one of your posts without needing a shot for Tetanus. You're nothing more than a long haired impersonator, With so many crabs you'll need to call an exterminator. I've got six more lines to put you on the deck, Easy done, I'm gravity, you're Dion Dublin's neck! Â There's no test you can pass to be allowed near me, Dartbreak. I'm going to quarantine your cock to stop a Gonorrhea outbreak. I'm so close to the trophy I can taste it. I shook up the world, I've gotta be the greatest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 It's the final next, Cleet, but don't make any plans Your chances of getting through are thinner than Bobby Sands You might feel optimistic but that buzz will soon pass You're getting sunk quicker than you mums morning Buckfast  Just like Rangers Football Club, I'm making you insolvent This is your worst butt fucking since you cane out of Polmont I bet in there you were the Prison snitch You're Craig Whyte, I'm Roman Abramovic  Try to battle me? Come on, don't take the Mick, son I score more times than you hero, Kerry Dixon If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too at you acting hard Your effort was as lazy as Winston Fucking Bogarde  After the vote you're going to be a gonner You only appeal to the fappers, like Ring Of Honor I'm the Vince McMahon of this shit, you're a fucking Britwres carny Now get me my beer and make me a bacon sarnie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CleetusVanDamme Posted February 26, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 26, 2012 I've never done time and my bumhole's still in tact, If you have any respect you better apologise and retract. Refuse, then shit's gonna have to get real bro, I wear custom made Boss, you steal knockoff Umbro. Â I ain't no snitch, but I will tell you this, Your bird calls me Muta, 'cause she likes getting sprayed with my mist. Asking me to fetch your lunch? You must be pissed, I'll bring you your bacon, but you better leave room for my fist! Â I used to like you Houchen, 'til i found out you played the Elder Scrolls. While I'm out running the streets, you're going on quests to suck off trolls. "I wonder if there's a spell to make that wizard pull his pants down?" No doubt I'm heading to the final. I'm the baddest on this forum, hands down. Â I'm no Anorexic soldier or a football club out of dime, Vince Mcmahon? You're lucky if you're even Feinstein. I won't bother with the cracks about my ma, that record's long broken, World Rapping Champion 2012, I HAVE SPOKEN!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 No wonder you got voted "Think you're funny but you're not" You're more unappealing than Chyna's latest grot I'm cooler than a Stratocaster, you're a fucking theramin You're clearly off your box on your deep fried heroin  Your attempts at a put down are getting very weary The only mist you spit is on Velocity as Tajiri I'm the main event, you're lucky to get a dark match I get the prime pussy, you don't even get a Granny snatch  Do you still bother with On Topic, with cack about Raw? At two on Monday morning I make a clunge sore You're about as valid as Duane, to you I must be a Mason Or another female wrestler who is stalked by Freaky Jason  You think you're a lyrical master? You must be on meds The only way you'd get published is like Woyzeck or Two Sheds Only you care about your output, you're wasting your time Face it, Cleets old boy, this crown can be only mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted February 26, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted February 26, 2012 You bitches sure don't hang about. Since people will no doubt start voicing their choices before the now-redundant rap deadline, voting may as well start now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted February 26, 2012 Awards Moderator Share Posted February 26, 2012 You bitches sure don't hang about. Since people will no doubt start voicing their choices before the now-redundant rap deadline, voting may as well start now. Â Hear that, Feste? I know the broadband's shit at your master's court but get a move on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted February 26, 2012 Moderators Share Posted February 26, 2012 What an awesome cup tie! Take a bow boys, take a bow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Edited my second one due to not spelling clunge right. Good ding dong that, good arrows Cleets, a worthy adversary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted February 28, 2012 Moderators Share Posted February 28, 2012 Umm... There's no poll..? Â Anyway. Close one, but I think Houchen just about wins it. They've both been great throughout this contest though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 4. Voting will commence after the rapping deadline in the form of replies in this thread. The cut-off point for votes will be 10:00pm on Wednesday 7th March. Rappers cannot vote in either round. There you go, Chest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted February 28, 2012 Moderators Share Posted February 28, 2012 Edit: In a surprise twist, both rappers have fulfilled the maximum requirements with nearly a week to go, so voting may as well begin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 I take it he means voting via posting who you think won, starting now instead of the 3rd, as there is no point waiting until then as all raps are down, yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted February 28, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 28, 2012 Houchen, but only just. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Close run, but Houchen squeezes it with that last one, where he went all UKFF-referential. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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