Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted February 22, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 22, 2012 The rules: Â 1. Each rap must consist of 16 lines. No more, no less. Â 2. Maximum of two raps each. Â 3. You have until 3:00pm on Saturday 3rd March to post. If you post nothing by the deadline, you're out. Â 4. Voting will commence after the rapping deadline in the form of replies in this thread. The cut-off point for votes will be 10:00pm on Wednesday 7th March. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted February 22, 2012 Awards Moderator Share Posted February 22, 2012 Fuck. Oh well, might as well have a go.   I'm drawn against a jester with a name from Twelfth Night But what he doth'n't know is that he's now in deepest shite I'll rape and mutilate him like Aaron did Lavinia And transport him to the colonies, Queen Bess' place, Virginia  He's a feeble Desdemona against the Moor of Venice An Elizabethan Walter and I'm Dennis the Menace Alas! Poor Feste, I knew him, Horatio, And I know he won't appreciate a rhyme about fellatio  So nor will I mention his Coriolanus I'm like Shakespeare, he's George Peele, he's hardly even famous I'm a motherfucking tempest, he's a comedy of errors It's like he's just seen Banquo's ghost, he'll fucking shit himself with terrors  The most lamentable of tragedies, the downfall of Feste He's clearly just Malvolio, he's a loser, I'm the beste But all's well that ends well, as you like it, with no malice I'm progressing to the final, farewell Feste, Exeunt alles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted February 23, 2012 Moderators Share Posted February 23, 2012 Bam! That's that killer shit right there son. And just rolling off the keyboard an hour after the thread went up like it ain't no thang. Has Feste rhymed second in all his battles, and left his response til late, at that? Â He's going to have to do well to beat that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Burchill's Buddy Posted February 23, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 23, 2012 That is seriously good HG. I'm a huge Feste mark but I think that might not be beaten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chris B Posted February 23, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 23, 2012 That was fucking sensational. Nice work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted February 23, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 23, 2012 Holy shit! That was so dope! Â Feste does indeed always go second and always ages after the first person. Â Damn that was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Brilliant HG, fuck knows how he's going to top that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Dead Mike Posted February 23, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 23, 2012 Top notch HG. Most of the sellout fucks on here will likely still vote for Feste though    *I'm not at all bitter* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Feste had better hurry up here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feste The Jester Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Enuff with all thee moaninge and pissinge! Thou misbegotten onion-eyed barnacles, Feste's crafte is a Labour of Love. Â Now, HarmonicGenerator. Â Â Feste is surprised you engaged in competition Didst he e'en give thee prior written permission? Thou failed to ask him to commence via PM Or Likt his arse cleane with thy cleansing phlegm. Â Thou art ever thee Bridesmaide, an unwanted vile crone Scuryinge rounde after Loki, Butch or Gladstone. Oft to be founde praising posters of virtue By members thou art tupped more e'en than Kookachu. Â By nature thou ist a repellent ephebophile Luring young maidens with candies and pleasing smile Shewing them comics with men from that strange Lost isle Thy slim fingers picking their boddice loose meanwhile. Â Thou roguish beef-witted coxcomb! A curse on thee! Forever art thou banished from thy local nursery. Feste disowns thee, thou villainous pervert And weeps for the fate of that dogge drest in a shirte. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted February 28, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 28, 2012 Feste is the beste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted February 28, 2012 Awards Moderator Share Posted February 28, 2012 Tupped? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted February 28, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 28, 2012 Tupped Verb: 1. (of a ram) Copulate with (a ewe). 2. vulgar. (of a man) Have sexual intercourse with (a woman).  Feste is awesome, I hope he's not secretly a poster I dislike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted February 28, 2012 Moderators Share Posted February 28, 2012 Thou roguish beef-witted coxcomb! A curse on thee! Forever art thou banished from thy local nursery. Â Fucking brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Burchill's Buddy Posted February 28, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 28, 2012 How many times has Kook been mentioned in the semi finals so far? Â This is really tight, both really good as always. I'm probably just edging for HG in this one so far, but I also really want to see what Houchen would come up with for Feste in the final Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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