Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted February 8, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 8, 2012 The rules: Â 1. Each rap must consist of 16 lines. No more, no less. Â 2. Maximum of two raps each. Â 3. You have until 3:00pm on Saturday 18th February to post. If you post nothing by the deadline, you're out. Â 4. Voting will commence after the rapping deadline. The cut-off point for votes will be 10:00pm on Wednesday 22nd February. Â Best of luck, sluts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted February 8, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 8, 2012 Go on Feste! I want to say I was beaten by the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Dead Mike Posted February 14, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2012 When you saw the third round draw I know this pairing made you frown It's time for me to end the run from this retarded rapping clown My rhymes are phat just like you mum, but your profile's just a gimmick Got your missus puking up my cum so much she looks bulimic.  If the UKFF is Camelot, then I'm a knight..like Sir Galahad The jesters girl craved a real man, not a foolish little lad Your lady took a shine to me, she was begging me to marry her So wet I'd call her the 'lady of the lake' she named my cock Excalibur  Hard to find witty references for this rap with your low forum activity but wordplay is my forte so I'll abuse you with linguistic creativity. The fact you only come on here for the rap battle's a disgrace, just like that hat your wearing, but we know you like bells in your face  You're a part time poster. A fucking joke... I'll oust this harlequin I'll leave you battered like your lady's minge..what a rotten, gnarly quim. If you're the jester of this forum then that makes me the king So bow down bitch, get on your knees and kiss my fucking ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted February 14, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2012 Dead mike, that was the best rap so far in this thing, you fucking smacked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Dead Mike Posted February 14, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2012 Cheers blud....although I'm thinking Feste's reply will be good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feste The Jester Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Enuff of thee sonnets, I haf been studyeing my opponents and shalt attempt to rime in the moderne style. Â Minstrel, stricke up a madrigal! Â Prepare thyself for undertaking perambulation But like CB4 thou shant survive interrogation. Dost thou think thyself Crewe's foremost rare wit? When it comes to comedie Feste prefers Jimmy Crickett. Thy scribblings on this board lack any witticism Where Feste, like Butch, is beyonde all critysism. Thou lackey, to the standups thou art but a silly fan As relevant to comic arts as ugly Sarah Millican. E'en in MMA thy opinions lacke a clean blow Oh! thee humiliation of a schooling from Supremo. Thou elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog! I prithee Thou ist as desirable as marmite ist in chilli. Thy rimes, such hooting, all noise yet imprecise All knowe thou art but the board's Kimbo Slice. Â Feste hath destroyed you as that nurse detroyed old ladies In rappe thy career is as deade as Dario Gradi's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted February 17, 2012 Moderators Share Posted February 17, 2012 Â Ohhhhhhhhh! Â I thought Mike had this sewn up; his was great. But Feste came hard there. He's switching it up a gear! Â Feste gets my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted February 17, 2012 Moderators Share Posted February 17, 2012 TEAM FESTE~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Ronnie Posted February 17, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 17, 2012 Feste was good, but Mike was vicious and is more likely to get my vote. Â Oh! thee humiliation of a schooling from Supremo. Loki'd like that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Dead Mike Posted February 17, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 17, 2012 That was good! I thnk that's my fate sealed tbh. I maintain that whoever goes up agianst Fest in the next rounf will have their work cut out as there's literally, nothing to work with aside from an avatar as he's got no post history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted February 17, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 17, 2012 That was good! I thnk that's my fate sealed tbh. I maintain that whoever goes up agianst Fest in the next rounf will have their work cut out as there's literally, nothing to work with aside from an avatar as he's got no post history. Â Tell me a about it, there's only so many times you can rinse someone for being a jester. I also think it's easier to rap in a gimmick as it really stands out from the others, not to take anything away from him though, he still kills it every fucking time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted February 17, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 17, 2012 That was good! I thnk that's my fate sealed tbh. I maintain that whoever goes up agianst Fest in the next rounf will have their work cut out as there's literally, nothing to work with aside from an avatar as he's got no post history. Â Mate, absolutely. Sour grapes, sure...but thats what i struggled with the most, i couldnt use any insider references that might appeal to the voters as there was nothing to go on. Â Good luck though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted February 18, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted February 18, 2012 No more rapping! Voting will close at 10:00pm on Wednesday 22nd February. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Burchill's Buddy Posted February 18, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 18, 2012 Mike, that was one of the best raps yet but man Feste is just amazing. He was my favourite gimmick poster before entering the battles this year but he's just gone up another level. I'm still hoping that during the course of these raps we'll be able to figure out his main account. I used to think it was Sym, then I thought it was Sickwoy (but the repeated old-school football references I think rule him out now). Perhaps it's better we never know but money's on Houchen or Gladders. Â Vote for Feste ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted February 18, 2012 Moderators Share Posted February 18, 2012 Perhaps it's better we never know but money's on Houchen or Gladders. Vote for Feste ~  It's neither of them. I never thought Feste's other identity was a secret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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