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UKFF Battle Rap 2012: Quarter Finals


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Who do you think should advance to the semi-finals?  

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The rules:

 

1. Each rap must consist of 16 lines. No more, no less.

 

2. Maximum of two raps each.

 

3. You have until 3:00pm on Saturday 18th February to post. If you post nothing by the deadline, you're out.

 

4. Voting will commence after the rapping deadline. The cut-off point for votes will be 10:00pm on Wednesday 22nd February.

 

Best of luck, sluts.

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When you saw the third round draw I know this pairing made you frown

It's time for me to end the run from this retarded rapping clown

My rhymes are phat just like you mum, but your profile's just a gimmick

Got your missus puking up my cum so much she looks bulimic.

 

If the UKFF is Camelot, then I'm a knight..like Sir Galahad

The jesters girl craved a real man, not a foolish little lad

Your lady took a shine to me, she was begging me to marry her

So wet I'd call her the 'lady of the lake' she named my cock Excalibur

 

Hard to find witty references for this rap with your low forum activity

but wordplay is my forte so I'll abuse you with linguistic creativity.

The fact you only come on here for the rap battle's a disgrace,

just like that hat your wearing, but we know you like bells in your face

 

You're a part time poster. A fucking joke... I'll oust this harlequin

I'll leave you battered like your lady's minge..what a rotten, gnarly quim.

If you're the jester of this forum then that makes me the king

So bow down bitch, get on your knees and kiss my fucking ring.

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Enuff of thee sonnets, I haf been studyeing my opponents and shalt attempt to rime in the moderne style.

 

Minstrel, stricke up a madrigal!

 

Prepare thyself for undertaking perambulation

But like CB4 thou shant survive interrogation.

Dost thou think thyself Crewe's foremost rare wit?

When it comes to comedie Feste prefers Jimmy Crickett.

Thy scribblings on this board lack any witticism

Where Feste, like Butch, is beyonde all critysism.

Thou lackey, to the standups thou art but a silly fan

As relevant to comic arts as ugly Sarah Millican.

E'en in MMA thy opinions lacke a clean blow

Oh! thee humiliation of a schooling from Supremo.

Thou elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog! I prithee

Thou ist as desirable as marmite ist in chilli.

Thy rimes, such hooting, all noise yet imprecise

All knowe thou art but the board's Kimbo Slice.

 

Feste hath destroyed you as that nurse detroyed old ladies

In rappe thy career is as deade as Dario Gradi's.

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That was good! I thnk that's my fate sealed tbh.

I maintain that whoever goes up agianst Fest in the next rounf will have their work cut out as there's literally, nothing to work with aside from an avatar as he's got no post history.

 

Tell me a about it, there's only so many times you can rinse someone for being a jester. I also think it's easier to rap in a gimmick as it really stands out from the others, not to take anything away from him though, he still kills it every fucking time.

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That was good! I thnk that's my fate sealed tbh.

I maintain that whoever goes up agianst Fest in the next rounf will have their work cut out as there's literally, nothing to work with aside from an avatar as he's got no post history.

 

Mate, absolutely. Sour grapes, sure...but thats what i struggled with the most, i couldnt use any insider references that might appeal to the voters as there was nothing to go on.

 

Good luck though.

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Mike, that was one of the best raps yet but man Feste is just amazing. He was my favourite gimmick poster before entering the battles this year but he's just gone up another level. I'm still hoping that during the course of these raps we'll be able to figure out his main account. I used to think it was Sym, then I thought it was Sickwoy (but the repeated old-school football references I think rule him out now). Perhaps it's better we never know but money's on Houchen or Gladders.

 

Vote for Feste ~

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